RUSH: Jeff in Middletown, Ohio, welcome to the EIB Network, sir. Hello.CALLER (crackling cell call): Rush, it is an honor to speak with you.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Hey, I want to comment something we don't hear much about. We're getting ready to bomb the moon, and what kind of message does that send not only to the world but to the universe if there is life out there, such -- such aggressive action? It's really surprising to me. You know, we don't know actually what is living on the moon.RUSH:...

RUSH: I'm going to give you a Karl Marx quote here. Karl Marx: "Medicine heals doubts as well as diseases." Need I translate that? "Medicine heals doubts as well as diseases," Karl Marx. Simply translated, it means that our government is using medicine, slash, health care to make us feel better about government. They're using government to make us feel better about them. "Medicine heals doubts...." Oh, they really care about our well-being! And with Marx, understand everything is a scam.

RUSH: Orlando, Florida. This is Brian. Thank you, sir, for holding on, and welcome.CALLER: Dittos, Rush. It's a pleasure to speak to you.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: First-time caller, but have listened since 1990.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: I think they need to send this bill to Detroit for the dog poop collection. I'm a small business owner, and I am extremely worried about the devastating effect the health care bill will have on small business. And they're going to do this mainly through...

RUSH: All right, to the phones, Philadelphia. Brett, glad you called, you're up. Hello.CALLER: Hey, Rush. Dittos here from one of the few Jewish conservatives out in Chester County right outside Philadelphia, and I appreciate you taking my call.RUSH: You bet.CALLER: Last hour you touched on the media-created, media-driven swine flu. And I wanted to take it further here and really relate that to the economy and the recession as a whole, which might not entirely be media-created, but I strongly...

RUSH: Now we've got kids singing songs to Obama, not in schools, but on CNN. I made a mistake earlier. I said that this happened on Wednesday. It actually happened on Monday. It just took two days for the world to learn of it because it happened on CNN. Greetings, folks, great to have you back, Rush Limbaugh, serving humanity simply by being here. Telephone number is 800-282-2882. The e-mail address, ElRushbo@eibnet.com. Okay, so schoolchildren on CNN singing about Obama and everybody is...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, I, your host, have hijacked medicine. I, your irrelevant, without any power whatsoever, according to all of the wizards of smart in the State-Controlled Media, have hijacked medicine. This report from this afternoon on PMSNBC, Dr. Nancy Snyderman said this about an upcoming segment while showing video of me 85 pounds ago.SNYDERMAN: Why does one popular radio talk show host not want to get his flu shot? When did medicine get hijacked by politics?RUSH: (laughing) This...

RUSH: Cobo Hall, Detroit. Listen to this. Now, we had audio out of there yesterday. We're going to repeat that. We got new audio today from Ken Rogulski of our affiliate there, WJR. Detroit Free Press: "'Cobo a Scene of Desperation' -- Social service agencies are bracing for more troubles. The economic tsunami washing over metro Detroit swept its casualties to the doors of Cobo Center on Wednesday in the form of 35,000 people so desperate for help with mortgage and utility bills that threats...

RUSH: These are dark days for our nation, ladies and gentlemen. What a stack today. Obama's America! It's getting difficult to chronicle it all. It's tough enough learning about it all during show prep, and then it's even more difficult talking to you about it, but talking about it I must and so here we go. Great to have you with us, the EIB Network and Rush Limbaugh be here behind the Golden EIB Microphone. Telephone number if you want to be on the program is 800-282-2882. The e-mail address...

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