RUSH: Chicago, this is Matt. Welcome to the EIB Network, sir. Hello.CALLER: Hey, Rush. Mega life member NRA dittos.RUSH: Thank you, sir!CALLER: I wanted to thank you for turning me on to Vince Flynn. I've read every single book up to Extreme Measures in the past two months --RUSH: Wow! CALLER: -- and I wanted to know what your take is, without giving away any details in the next book, whether or not you liked it.RUSH: Well, as you know I'm a powerful, influential member of the media --CALLER:...

RUSH: "A noted geologist who coauthored the New York Times bestseller Sugar Busters has turned his attention to convincing Congress that carbon dioxide emissions are good for the Earth and don't cause global warming." I first came across this on a blog, it's at the US Snooze & World Report, the Washington Whispers column by Paul Bedard."Leighton Steward is on Capitol Hill this week armed with studies and his book 'Fire, Ice and Paradise' in a bid to show --" and, by the way, our official climatologist,...

RUSH: Tyson in Hays, Kansas, welcome to the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: How you doing, Rush?RUSH: Very well, sir. Thank you. I love Chad Ocho Cinco! I mean I love all these guys in the NFL. They do something I wish I could do. They do something I wish I had done. That's such a rare fraternity, especially to win a Super Bowl championship. You know how few people will ever experience that feeling? I idolize some of these guys for their ability. Anyway, I'm sorry about that, Tyson. What's...

RUSH: Lansing, Michigan. Frank, welcome to the EIB Network, sir. Hello.CALLER: Oh, yeah. Rush, this is Frank obviously. It's a great day for me, a mere mortal, because I am correcting the great Rush Limbaugh. You played audio clips from earlier in the show and claimed it was Chad Ocho Cinco when it was in fact Rob Parker, formerly of the Detroit News. Just thought I'd let you know.RUSH: Yeah, okay. Because Chad Ocho Cinco -- number 85, wide receiver, Cincinnati Bengals -- hates high taxes!...

RUSH: To the phones to Milledgeville, Georgia. Steven, hi. Welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Hey, Rush! How you doing? RUSH: Very well, sir.CALLER: Mega dittos.RUSH: Thank you very much.CALLER: With a Rush Baby on the way.RUSH: All right! CALLER: It's amazing. You do get nervous talking to you. But, hey, I have a question and another one if you'll permit me. The first question is do you have a compilation of all the music you use in the bumper rotation, and where would you go to the...

RUSH: This morning on Joe Scarborough's show on MSNBC, F. Chuck Todd was a guest, and F. Chuck Todd's feelings have been hurt by me. Here's F. Chuck Todd whining about it.TODD: Hey, Joe, Rush attacks me almost every day as well.BRZEZINSKI: Oh, but this is a good one.TODD: It feels good. It is something else. He does it to -- he does it from a mansion in Palm Beach.RUSH: This is something that amazes me. The story that I did my show out of my house first ran in 1997 when I first moved down...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, yesterday afternoon after the program I hotfooted it over to the Breakers Hotel where I sat... How long did that go, H.R.? Yeah, a little over an hour interview with Jamie Gangel of the Today Show, NBC. She's the wife of the noted author Daniel Silva. She's been asking us to do this interview for, what, a year? Over a year, and I had said way back when, "Yeah, I'll do it, but I'm not going to commit to any time soon, blah, blah." She kept asking, kept asking, and finally...

RUSH: There aren't words for this. Well, there are, but it just… Can you imagine, folks, how big Obama's head is today? I didn't think it could get any bigger. But I think his head is now growing so big that his ears actually fit.JOHNNY DONOVAN: And now, from sunny South Florida, it's Open Line Friday!RUSH: What a week. What a week. It's great to be with you. Rush Limbaugh, Open Line Friday. Telephone number, 800-282-2882 if you want to call. E-mail address, ElRushbo@eibnet.com....

Rush's Morning Update: Mr. DeedsOctober 12, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Say, folks,a race to watch next month in the off-year electionsis for governor of Virginia. Republican Robert McDonnell is leading Democrat R. Creigh Deeds by nine points --and that's after Democrats deployed their usual smear tacticsportraying McDonnell as an anti-female caveman. Democrats are worried about what this portends for 2010.Now, the...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Apparently, Obama's not only the first post-racial president, he's also the first post-accomplishment president as well.""A shocking announcement today from the National Football League: the Kansas City Chiefs have been named the winners of this season's Super Bowl. Well, the NFL decided to reward the Chiefs for their good intentions at rebuilding a lackluster franchise.""George Bush liberates 50 million Muslims. Ronald Reagan...

RUSH: To the phones to Milledgeville, Georgia. Steven, hi. Welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Hey, Rush! How you doing? RUSH: Very well, sir.CALLER: Mega dittos.RUSH: Thank you very much.CALLER: With a Rush Baby on the way.RUSH: All right! CALLER: It's amazing. You do get nervous talking to you. But, hey, I have a question and another one if you'll permit me. The first question is do you have a compilation of all the music you use in the bumper rotation, and where would you go to the...

Judging the Miss America PageantEIB will broadcast live from Las Vegas later this week.• Saturday, Jan. 30: The 2010 Miss America Pageant

Story #1:Viagra, Porno, Booze Bought with Gov't Food StampsRUSH: Update on the situation in Detroit. We've been following this all week at the Cobo Center. Viagra, pornography, and booze are being purchased with government food stamps. "[A]uthorities said a Detroit store supplied them during a series of illegal deals. Federal prosecutors filed fraud charges this week against three people who worked at Jefferson's Liquor Palace. ... Food stamp recipients would get cash from the store in exchange...