RUSH: Now, I want to put something in perspective for you here, folks, as we move back to health care. I have been laughing myself silly today because the cable news networks have been running a Chyron graphic at the bottom of the screen all day: "Waiting for Meeting Between White House and Senate Leaders." They're still waiting, by the way. The meeting was supposed to happen this morning. I don't know when it was supposed to happen but they're still waiting for it. This is one of the big problems...

RUSH: Jeff in Omaha. I'm glad you called. Welcome to the EIB Network, sir.CALLER: It's a real honor to talk to you.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Hey, I just wanted to further the point you were making with the Rams deal that's going on and what a joke it is and they're saying that, you know, you can't own a team because of some, you know, quote, unquote, controversial things that you said even though everything you do say is a part of your free speech. And, you know, with you being controversial...

RUSH: The estimable Sheila Jackson Lee, Democrat, Texas, took to the floor of the House of Representatives last night. We have two sound bites of her remarks.LEE: I stand with the NFL Players Association not to make Rush Limbo (sic) any kind of national standard or a national hero or the national issue. He is not the kind of owner that the NFL needs. He does not represent the fullness of appreciation of athletes of all diverse backgrounds, no matter what he wants to pretend to say on his radio...

RUSH: By the way, I got a note here from a friend who sent me an excerpt from a column by Terry Jeffrey, the editor-in-chief, Cybercast News Service. His latest column explains how the Senate health care bill will send people to the DMV for their health insurance. We have been joking about this. We make jokes about these people and they come true. The public option is only one lane on the road to socialized medicine. The most revelatory passage in the so-called plain English version of the...

RUSH: Now, last night at Duke University in Durham, the renowned investigative journalist Seymour Hersh showed up to make a speech. Now, this goes back to my opening comments on this program. "The Military," the Pentagon (which he hates, by the way) "is Waging War with the White House." "The US military is not just fighting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, America's most renowned investigative journalist says. The army is also 'in a war against the White House -- and they feel they have Obama boxed...

RUSH: "A second Republican senator signaled Wednesday she's open to voting for sweeping health care legislation this year, putting President Barack Obama closer to a historic achievement that has eluded generations of Democratic leaders." It is none other than -- Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut -- Susan Collins of Maine. Who woulda thought this? Dare I say, "Women!" Damn it." We have 35 seconds to bleep that comment. I'm going to poll the staff. Snerdley, do you think we should...? Dawn, should...

RUSH: By the way, the Miami Dolphins have a new owner, a new limited partner owner. Her name is Fergie, [Stacy Ann Ferguson] and she is in a popular group called the Black Eyed Peas. The leader of that group is "will.i.am." [William James Adams, Jr.] Here's a little audio clip from the music of the Black Eyed Peas, which will now be featured prominently as owners of the National Football League's Miami Dolphins.WILL.I.AM: (song "My Humps") (crowd noise) What you gon' do with all that junk? All...

RUSH: I have the same dilemma today that I had yesterday. I have 27 sound bites. Now, of the 27 sound bites, 18 are about me. They continue to spread the false, fabricated quotes and lies and people continue to comment on them. So I'm faced with the dilemma, what do I do with this? And I'm thinking I'll probably do the same thing that we did yesterday, just run 'em right smack together, back-to-back as we did. They speak for themselves. And then comment as necessary. But there are other...

Rush's Morning Update: VillainsOctober 15, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Well, folks, theDemocrats are salivating at the prospect of conquering another large swath of the private sector. The last time Democrats tried to ram through a health care takeover, their big villain was the drug industry; now Democrats are ratcheting up a smear campaign against the insurance industry. (They always need demons.)In July, Nancy Pelosi...

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