RUSH: Thank you. (responding to applause) I was sitting in my palatial Florida estate minding my own business (audience laughter) and I don't normally see the mail. You know, I have staff that opens the mail, and somebody forgot to open it and I saw this thing inviting me to this dinner tonight for Roger and the Boy Scouts, and I said, "I've gotta worm my way into this." Because, you know, folks, there's not much more I can say about Roger that hasn't been said tonight but one of the things about...

RUSH: This is just delightful. It's Hardball with Chris Matthews last night. David Plouffe, the former Obama campaign manager. By the way, you know, Plouffe's all over the place because he got a book out there, and I think book sale numbers hit today. We'll see. Have you heard what the Huffington Post wants to do? The Huffington Post wants a separate conservative nonfiction book list, because conservatives are dominating the New York Times nonfiction best-seller list. They're actually suggesting...

RUSH: Lake City, Tennessee. This is Judy, and you're next on the Rush Limbaugh program. Hi.CALLER: I love you, Rush. Don't ever leave us. I want to tell you, I was turned on by my favorite aunt to you. She was one of the first women in uniform, she worked on the Manhattan Project in Oak Ridge that ended World War II, so happy Veterans Day to you, Clara Zellager in Oak Ridge, but also this is a second terrorist attack. That extreme Muslim that attacked the recruitment office in Arkansas and...

RUSH: Snerdley, did you know that there is an Associated Press of Pakistan? There is. It's APP.com.pk. "Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has pledged continued pressure on militants along Pakistan Afghanistan border and noted that the United States bears some responsibility for helping to create terrorists that threaten America and its allies." So it's our fault, administration contends. "Clinton also said in an interview that she is convinced of Pakistan’s strong commitment to get rid...

Maybe we need to call President Obama The Ice Man. He has no emotion, he doesn't show any emotion. Look how he reacts to unemployment. He's utterly unaffected! It's like it doesn't bother him at all. I want to share with you some excerpts of this piece by Toby Harnden in the UK Telegraph. "Barack Obama's reaction to bad news is to play it so cool that Americans yearn for a bit more drama -- and some even for his predecessor, writes Toby Harnden in Washington. "During the election campaign,...

RUSH: Let's grab a call here. Tampa, Florida, Sam. Glad you called, sir. Hello.CALLER: Yes. Hello. Yeah, this is Sam in Tampa.RUSH: Yeah.CALLER: I think we should cut the rhetoric for one day, talking about all the stuff that bothers you or you feel. Today is Veterans Day. We should be celebrating all the men and women that have died for our freedoms. If you had ever gone to the veterans hospital in the trauma center to see young men with their limbs cut off or their head blown half apart,...

RUSH: The media is twisting itself into pretzels -- pretzels! -- doing everything they can to deny the obvious reality of Fort Hood. Last night, CNN, Anderson Cooper 360, Special Investigations Correspondent Drew Griffin reported this about the Fort Hood gunman Nidal Malik Hasan.GRIFFIN: Hasan made NO attempt to hide his religion or his conservative Muslim ideology, which is exactly why some experts are convinced Nidal Hasan is NOT a terrorist.RUSH: Outrageous on two counts! There is nothing...

RUSH: We're going to start with the president of the United States at Fort Hood yesterday in what was the most empty, meaningless -- if you didn't know what had happened, you wouldn't know what he was talking about. Let's go to audio sound bites. This is State-Run Media, a montage in which many of them feel they were reminded of Bill Clinton's post-Oklahoma City bombing speech.CROWLEY: This reminded me of President Clinton after the bombing at the Murrah building in Oklahoma City.BAIER: President...

Rush's Morning Update: Evil EmbraceNovember 12, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer This week, we witnessed the memorial for fallen members of the military targeted at Fort Hood. We also celebrated Veterans Day,and we are now learning of another recent event"honoring" military members.To celebrate Halloween this year, President Obama invited children of those in the armed forces to a special "trick or treat" event at the White...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Here's the dirty little secret. People are sick of Obama's speeches. People want jobs.""It's not the Muslims who need protection -- it's us! We conservatives! Oklahoma City, blame us! 9/11, blame us! Hurricane Katrina, blame us! Some lunatic shoots an abortion doctor, blame us! Swine flu, blame us! Donovan McNabb has a lousy season, blame me!""I don't care what your politics:How you cannot mention Ronald Reagan, a former president...

Story #1:AP Blames American Citizens for Obama "Malaise"RUSH: AP is using the word "malaise" to describe the US economy. They have a poll. The American people are upset at the direction of the country. Fifty-six to 39%, going in the wrong direction, but they're still hanging in there with Obama. The way they write this, though -- they're blaming the citizens for having the negative attitude about the country that they have! Story #2:Curvy Women Smarter Than Waifs (They Have to Be)RUSH: We...