RUSH: George Washington's Thanksgiving address. Yeah. I have it. Now, before I read this to you, I've read it just a very few times on this program. Before I do, I want you to try to understand. This is in 1789, and I want you to understand: They knew. They knew what they had done, these Founders. They knew that they had participated in a miracle, in creating and founding this country. George Washington's Thanksgiving Proclamation Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, on Saturday there's a college football game at 3:30 in the afternoon. It's an annual game. The Mizzou Tigers against the Kansas Jayhawks. This is a real rivalry. It is a real border war. It has roots. Normally this game is played at night, but this year the two teams are not really going anywhere so they've moved the game to 3:30 in the afternoon. I think it's being played at "Airhead" Stadium in Kansas City. But I want to talk to all of you in Kansas right now....

RUSH: Sally Quinn, ladies and gentlemen, was on Larry King Alive last night, and the way she described the crowd at the state dinner in the tent at the White House... Had I said it, what she said, I would be taken out of context and run out of this country.BREAK TRANSCRIPTRUSH: I really hope Sally Quinn does not have any desires of owning a National Football League team.QUINN: There are also a lot of African-Americans on this guest list, which I have not seen that many before and I think that that...

RUSH: It's time for the traditional true story of Thanksgiving, as written by me in my second best seller of 2.5 million copies in hardback: See, I Told You So. "Chapter 6, Dead White Guys, or What the History Books Never Told You: The True Story of Thanksgiving -- The story of the Pilgrims begins in the early part of the seventeenth century (that's the 1600s for those of you in Rio Linda, California). The Church of England under King James I was persecuting anyone and everyone who did not recognize...

RUSH: Rick in Reno, you're next on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Rush, I've been trying to get hold on of you since the 12th. I sent you an e-mail. I had a birthday on the 11th of November, turned 64.RUSH: Happy birthday, sir.CALLER: I finally got my wife listening to you, and on that date, that also was our 31st anniversary. And she said, "Guess what? Rush has convinced me that the Sleep Number Bed we need. We are going to get another one." So I have an IOU from her that prior to Christmas....

RUSH: By the way, the spin on Afghanistan has begun in advance of President Obama and his trip to West Point to announce his great war strategy for Afghanistan. I asked earlier: I wonder if the Army will detain him while he's there. It's a dream. I know it won't happen. But wasn't it just last week...? Snerdley help me out on this. Wasn't it just last week that the people of this country were against the war? In growing numbers they were against the war because nobody had a strategy. There...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, during that call, show prep never stops, but during that call I received an e-mail from the editrix of my newsletter. It's the most widely read political newsletter in the country. It's called the Limbaugh Letter. It appears that the Democrat Congressional Campaign Committee has put out a "cheat sheet" for Democrats to be able to refute things they've heard me say while they gather with their families at Thanksgiving. Our editrix has signed up on their e-mail list,...

RUSH: I cannot emphasize this enough. Those of you who call yourself scientists, if you don't conduct your own investigation here, your entire field is bunk. Your entire field will be viewed with as much cynicism as people view politics, because that's what you've become. You're destroying what once was a pursuit of truth, confirmed and confirmed and confirmed and confirmed. Now science is one of the Four Corners of Deceit in the Universe of Lies. Here is one of these e-mails from the Hadley...

RUSH: I didn't know this stuff was going on out there, I just was advised of it -- and we're going to treat you to it as you and I listen to it perhaps for the first time together, depending on whether or not you watch PMSNBC. The other day, I guess it was Monday, I opened this program by saying, "That might be the most expensive prostitute in the history of prostitutes," regarding the $300 million payoff from Dingy Harry to Mary Landrieu to get her vote to open debate on the health care bill....

RUSH: A memo to Republican leaders: Start begging to get on every national syndicated radio talk show and television show and hammer away at Obama and the Democrats in Congress. Get on local radio in every contested state. Never stop teaching, explaining, ranting, and inspiring people. Get out front. Be part of the national conversation, Republicans! Take questions. Find out just how angry the American people are and tell them how they can help, because the hits just keep on coming. Have you...

RUSH: And dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut! Obama, living full sail in the Universe of Lies, has decided to attend the Copenhagen climate summit. Oh, hallelujah! The earth may be saved. This is actually good news. Everywhere he goes he is an abysmal failure, whether it is to secure the Olympics for Chicago or whether it's to China. Who's he going to bow down to over there? Is he going to bow down to the UN climate committee? Who's he going to bow down to over...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I get choked this time of year when I think of the blessings bestowed upon me and my family, and it's all because of all of you.""I say it every year: I have people thanking me all day long for doing this show, but you have no idea what you have meant to me.""Have you heard about the Navy SEALs who have been charged with roughing up a detainee? Political correctness is literally destroying this country. What we're telling the...

Rush's Morning Update: HomeworkOriginal Airdate: March 11, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer In this high-tech age, a big education breakthrough was inevitable. But I thought the big breakthrough would happen here, in America. Instead, a French entrepreneur is the brains behind a revolutionary approach to "homework."Stephane Boukris is founder of a website that helps schoolchildren turn in their homework on time. For a mere...

RUSH: George Washington's Thanksgiving address. Yeah. I have it. Now, before I read this to you, I've read it just a very few times on this program. Before I do, I want you to try to understand. This is in 1789, and I want you to understand: They knew. They knew what they had done, these Founders. They knew that they had participated in a miracle, in creating and founding this country. George Washington's Thanksgiving Proclamation Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, on Saturday there's a college football game at 3:30 in the afternoon. It's an annual game. The Mizzou Tigers against the Kansas Jayhawks. This is a real rivalry. It is a real border war. It has roots. Normally this game is played at night, but this year the two teams are not really going anywhere so they've moved the game to 3:30 in the afternoon. I think it's being played at "Airhead" Stadium in Kansas City. But I want to talk to all of you in Kansas right now....

RUSH: Sally Quinn, ladies and gentlemen, was on Larry King Alive last night, and the way she described the crowd at the state dinner in the tent at the White House... Had I said it, what she said, I would be taken out of context and run out of this country.BREAK TRANSCRIPTRUSH: I really hope Sally Quinn does not have any desires of owning a National Football League team.QUINN: There are also a lot of African-Americans on this guest list, which I have not seen that many before and I think that that...

RUSH: It's time for the traditional true story of Thanksgiving, as written by me in my second best seller of 2.5 million copies in hardback: See, I Told You So. "Chapter 6, Dead White Guys, or What the History Books Never Told You: The True Story of Thanksgiving -- The story of the Pilgrims begins in the early part of the seventeenth century (that's the 1600s for those of you in Rio Linda, California). The Church of England under King James I was persecuting anyone and everyone who did not recognize...

RUSH: Rick in Reno, you're next on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Rush, I've been trying to get hold on of you since the 12th. I sent you an e-mail. I had a birthday on the 11th of November, turned 64.RUSH: Happy birthday, sir.CALLER: I finally got my wife listening to you, and on that date, that also was our 31st anniversary. And she said, "Guess what? Rush has convinced me that the Sleep Number Bed we need. We are going to get another one." So I have an IOU from her that prior to Christmas....

RUSH: By the way, the spin on Afghanistan has begun in advance of President Obama and his trip to West Point to announce his great war strategy for Afghanistan. I asked earlier: I wonder if the Army will detain him while he's there. It's a dream. I know it won't happen. But wasn't it just last week...? Snerdley help me out on this. Wasn't it just last week that the people of this country were against the war? In growing numbers they were against the war because nobody had a strategy. There...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, during that call, show prep never stops, but during that call I received an e-mail from the editrix of my newsletter. It's the most widely read political newsletter in the country. It's called the Limbaugh Letter. It appears that the Democrat Congressional Campaign Committee has put out a "cheat sheet" for Democrats to be able to refute things they've heard me say while they gather with their families at Thanksgiving. Our editrix has signed up on their e-mail list,...

RUSH: I cannot emphasize this enough. Those of you who call yourself scientists, if you don't conduct your own investigation here, your entire field is bunk. Your entire field will be viewed with as much cynicism as people view politics, because that's what you've become. You're destroying what once was a pursuit of truth, confirmed and confirmed and confirmed and confirmed. Now science is one of the Four Corners of Deceit in the Universe of Lies. Here is one of these e-mails from the Hadley...

RUSH: I didn't know this stuff was going on out there, I just was advised of it -- and we're going to treat you to it as you and I listen to it perhaps for the first time together, depending on whether or not you watch PMSNBC. The other day, I guess it was Monday, I opened this program by saying, "That might be the most expensive prostitute in the history of prostitutes," regarding the $300 million payoff from Dingy Harry to Mary Landrieu to get her vote to open debate on the health care bill....

RUSH: A memo to Republican leaders: Start begging to get on every national syndicated radio talk show and television show and hammer away at Obama and the Democrats in Congress. Get on local radio in every contested state. Never stop teaching, explaining, ranting, and inspiring people. Get out front. Be part of the national conversation, Republicans! Take questions. Find out just how angry the American people are and tell them how they can help, because the hits just keep on coming. Have you...

RUSH: And dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut! Obama, living full sail in the Universe of Lies, has decided to attend the Copenhagen climate summit. Oh, hallelujah! The earth may be saved. This is actually good news. Everywhere he goes he is an abysmal failure, whether it is to secure the Olympics for Chicago or whether it's to China. Who's he going to bow down to over there? Is he going to bow down to the UN climate committee? Who's he going to bow down to over...

Rush's Morning Update: Discounts!Original Airdate: January 1, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer My friends, there's growing concern in some quarters that you people are getting too used to discounts. An AP news story documents the deep-seated fear American retailers are experiencing,fueled by the "rampant discounts" they were forced to offer during the Christmas season. Instead of settling for a mere 25 or 50 percent off...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I get choked this time of year when I think of the blessings bestowed upon me and my family, and it's all because of all of you.""I say it every year: I have people thanking me all day long for doing this show, but you have no idea what you have meant to me.""Have you heard about the Navy SEALs who have been charged with roughing up a detainee? Political correctness is literally destroying this country. What we're telling the...