RUSH: I just had a chance to watch a little bit more of what he said, and let me translate this for you, Snerdley. I'm watching it with Snerdley and it's fun because Snerdley is sitting there shouting and muttering and all that at the television set with every sentence Obama says -- and I, of course, just sit there and study it. "Hmm, hmm, hmm." And basically what Obama said today was that he doesn't know how to stimulate growth in the private sector. He doesn't know how to do it. He has to...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, I wish to say something to you here very important. I'm going to take a brief departure from the jobs summit focus of the program today. Something just struck me. Sometimes these things happen. Actually, this is related to the jobs summit because this is what lit the candle, firing the neurons in my exceptional and unique brain. I said, "We all have the blueprint for coming out of a recession: 1982. In fact, we could go back to Kennedy, John Kennedy, who preceded...

RUSH: As we learned from a caller in our job summit in the previous hour who was self-employed, self-employed people do not get unemployment benefits. They don't get unemployment compensation. In a sense you could say that they are targeted. It's all part of the war on individualism and entrepreneurism that's being waged by the Democrat Party and the Obama administration. Greetings, and welcome to a real jobs summit happening here on the Rush Limbaugh program and the EIB Network. And we're...

RUSH: I just checked the e-mail during the break and I'm being castigated by a few people for telling jokes or making fun of Tiger Woods and his situation. People think I ought to be a little bit more sympathetic, given that I have been under this kind of scrutiny so much and understand it. Look, I've met Tiger Woods one time, it was way back at the AT&T Pro-Am, was on the putting green. I think it was Poppy Hills. It might have been Spyglass. But regardless, he was very nice, and I had a...

RUSH: I have a question. A very simple question, ladies and gentlemen. If you were Vice President Algore and you had just been awarded a Nobel Peace Prize based on fraudulent, hoax data from the University of Lies (that's the new name for the University of East Anglia: the University of Lies) wouldn't you be saying something? Wouldn't you be writing an op-ed? Wouldn't you be out there doing something other than what Barbara Boxer is doing? Barbara Boxer wants whoever hacked this prosecuted!...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"The real solution to unemployment is get government out of the freaking way. President Obama and Plugs Biden should resign." "What we've got here is Jimmy Carter's second term with one exception. Jimmy Carter was a bumbling fool. This guy is not. This guy is doing it on purpose.""Maybe Obama can lead a discussion on the merits of deceit when it comes to jobs created or saved.""How can anybody who's been sitting up and taking...

RUSH: I just had a chance to watch a little bit more of what he said, and let me translate this for you, Snerdley. I'm watching it with Snerdley and it's fun because Snerdley is sitting there shouting and muttering and all that at the television set with every sentence Obama says -- and I, of course, just sit there and study it. "Hmm, hmm, hmm." And basically what Obama said today was that he doesn't know how to stimulate growth in the private sector. He doesn't know how to do it. He has to...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, I wish to say something to you here very important. I'm going to take a brief departure from the jobs summit focus of the program today. Something just struck me. Sometimes these things happen. Actually, this is related to the jobs summit because this is what lit the candle, firing the neurons in my exceptional and unique brain. I said, "We all have the blueprint for coming out of a recession: 1982. In fact, we could go back to Kennedy, John Kennedy, who preceded...

RUSH: As we learned from a caller in our job summit in the previous hour who was self-employed, self-employed people do not get unemployment benefits. They don't get unemployment compensation. In a sense you could say that they are targeted. It's all part of the war on individualism and entrepreneurism that's being waged by the Democrat Party and the Obama administration. Greetings, and welcome to a real jobs summit happening here on the Rush Limbaugh program and the EIB Network. And we're...

RUSH: I just checked the e-mail during the break and I'm being castigated by a few people for telling jokes or making fun of Tiger Woods and his situation. People think I ought to be a little bit more sympathetic, given that I have been under this kind of scrutiny so much and understand it. Look, I've met Tiger Woods one time, it was way back at the AT&T Pro-Am, was on the putting green. I think it was Poppy Hills. It might have been Spyglass. But regardless, he was very nice, and I had a...

RUSH: I have a question. A very simple question, ladies and gentlemen. If you were Vice President Algore and you had just been awarded a Nobel Peace Prize based on fraudulent, hoax data from the University of Lies (that's the new name for the University of East Anglia: the University of Lies) wouldn't you be saying something? Wouldn't you be writing an op-ed? Wouldn't you be out there doing something other than what Barbara Boxer is doing? Barbara Boxer wants whoever hacked this prosecuted!...

Rush's Morning Update: Then and NowDecember 4, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer In 2005, the Republican Congress sought to reduce Medicare's rate of growth by $6 billion. The AARP went ballistic.They claimed the "cuts" – which weren't cuts – would harm millions of low-income seniors, and millions more who needed long-term care. They accused Republicans of trying to fund the war in Iraq "on the backs of retirees."...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"The real solution to unemployment is get government out of the freaking way. President Obama and Plugs Biden should resign." "What we've got here is Jimmy Carter's second term with one exception. Jimmy Carter was a bumbling fool. This guy is not. This guy is doing it on purpose.""Maybe Obama can lead a discussion on the merits of deceit when it comes to jobs created or saved.""How can anybody who's been sitting up and taking...

Story #1: Chickification of the News: All Men Watch PornRUSH: In a story that ought to be somewhat comforting to Tiger Woods, a scientific survey from the UK Telegraph: "All Men Watch Porn -- Scientists at the University of Montreal launched a search for men who had never looked at pornography - but couldn't find any." This is an actual news story out there. So Tiger, if I had his phone number I could text the link. I could e-mail it if I had that but I don't. It's sort of like my one year...

Story #1: Chickification of the News: All Men Watch PornRUSH: In a story that ought to be somewhat comforting to Tiger Woods, a scientific survey from the UK Telegraph: "All Men Watch Porn -- Scientists at the University of Montreal launched a search for men who had never looked at pornography - but couldn't find any." This is an actual news story out there. So Tiger, if I had his phone number I could text the link. I could e-mail it if I had that but I don't. It's sort of like my one year...