RUSH: To the audio sound bites. Let's set this up in order, this is on Monday, nailed it so perfectly, this is what I said about the media and Tiger Woods.RUSH ARCHIVE: Every talking head, every pundit, every sportswriter wants to talk about it, but they don't have the guts to talk about it, and they're waiting on me to bring it up so they can then rip me for talking about it while they then get their opinion. Every sportswriter and every pundit wants to talk about that, but they don't have the...

RUSH: Bill in Waco, Texas, welcome, sir. Great to have you here with us. CALLER: Hello.RUSH: Hey, Bill.CALLER: Yes. I'm here.RUSH: Bill?CALLER: Yes, Rush, can you hear me?RUSH: How are you? I hear you fine, yeah.CALLER: All right. Hey, I've got a beef to pick with you, man, and major ex-Navy dittos. But I am a scientist working in the defense industry, and I'm a conservative. And you've been painting with a broad brush lately about us all being a bunch of lefties.RUSH: No. What I've...

RUSH: Sean in western Massachusetts, great to have you, sir, with us on the EIB Network. Hi.CALLER: Hello, Rush, how are you today?RUSH: Excellent, sir. Thank you.CALLER: I'm calling to give your listeners a glimmer of hope. I'm a Teamster member for about 15 years. A good friend of mine has been a Teamster for 35 years, been a die-hard Democrat, he admitted it, he's a liberal from the word go. After he voted for Obama he sees what he's doing to this country, said to me two weeks ago, "Sean,...

RUSH: Listen to this. It speaks for itself.OBAMA: Ronald Reagan's efforts on arms control and embrace of perestroika not only improved relations with the Soviet Union but empowered dissidents throughout Eastern Europe.RUSH: That is an out-and-out historical revisionist lie. Ronald Reagan's efforts on arms control and embrace of Perestroika improved relations with the Soviet Union? We defeated the Soviet Union. I tell you, this guy just drives me batty.BREAK TRANSCRIPTNow, here's -- this is...

RUSH: This is Godfrey in Austin, Texas. Hi, Godfrey, nice to have you with us.CALLER: Yeah, thanks for letting me be on your show. I'm a Democrat and I was just looking up some information here. The Congressional Research Service says the war in Iraq and Afghanistan is gonna cost us over $1 trillion. And President Bush started those wars. Instead of asking the public to make sacrifices, he cut taxes.RUSH: Wait a minute. Bush didn't start the wars. Al-Qaeda started the wars. We were attacked...

RUSH: Actually, I'm glad it happened. I am glad that that happened over there. I was just watching an unbelievable sight. President and Mrs. Obama on the balcony of their hotel room in Oslo, it's nighttime over there, and there is a torchlight parade reception, and the street is just filled, it's teeming with people, with their candles and torches, with the Obamas standing high above and looking down upon them, President Obama in his tuxedo, and I kid you not, Michelle (My Belle) looked like...

RUSH: William Shatner is the host of the TV show Raw Nerve. I was the debut guest last Sunday night. I finally watched. It was good. I don't like watching myself on television. I never have liked seeing myself on TV. It's just a quirk. But it was actually good. We taped for over an hour. It was a lot of fun. Anyway, he was on Jimmy Kimmel's show last night, and Kimmel said, "You have great guests on the show. Who do you have on this season?"SHATNER: Rush Limbaugh was the first guest.KIMMEL:...

RUSH: Anyway, a quick time-out here. I'm hearing many people say that this is just a disaster, that it was a travesty for the Nobel committee to choose President Obama as the recipient for their peace prize. See, you have to know how to look at these things. The Nobel committee picked the perfect person for their award. We should acknowledge and celebrate the Nobel committee's choice.BREAK TRANSCRIPTRUSH: We should congratulate the Nobel Peace Prize Committee and Barack Obama. They deserve...

RUSH: I'm going to spend some time on this health care business again today because there are two aspects of the health care bill that need to be hammered. They are the core of the health care bill. Five hundred billion dollars in Medicare cuts, even now while they're talking about expanding Medicare down to age 55. I've got a great piece here that is going to sum up where we are on this and what is wrong with this. This is one of the best pieces I've read in terms of taking the complex and...

RUSH: We're going to start off here with some polling news, ladies and gentlemen. It's not looking good for President Obama. I tell you, another Blue Dog Democrat has announced he's not seeking reelection. There is a genuine panic. You wouldn't know about it if all you did is pay attention to the State-Controlled Media, but there is genuine panic out there in the Democrat Party. They know exactly what they're doing to themselves. It's assisted suicide. They are practicing assisted suicide,...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"The Nobel Peace Prize is a tribute to false promise. Barack Obama is an ideal recipient, as was Algore.""There is a genuine panic. You wouldn't know about it if all you did is pay attention to the State-Controlled Media, but there is genuine panic out there in the Democrat Party.""There are many, many purposes of this bill before you ever get to health or health insurance or treatment. A, it is a tax bill, t-a-x. Part of that...

Story #1:AP: New Jobless Claims Rise "More Than Expected"RUSH: This is getting hilariously tiresome. From the perpetually blindsided Associated Press: "'New Jobless Claims Rise More Than Expected to 474,000 -- The tally of newly laid off workers seeking jobless benefits rose more than expected after falling for five straight weeks. The Labor Department says initial claims for unemployment insurance rose by 17,000 to a seasonally adjusted 474,000. That was above analysts' expectations." Do you...