And Then There's Maude... BeharMaude befuddles Jesse Ventura with a Rush sound bite.

A Census Form Movement is BornA suggestion on how to categorize yourself for census.

NBC's Rehema Ellis Accidentally Explains Supply-Side EconomicsShe didn't realize it, but she endorsed Reaganomics.

ChiComs Order Journalists to Undergo Marxist Theory Training (American Media Already Trained)USA Today sat on fraudulent climate data for years!

Massa "Scandal" Ensnares DemsThe desperate DNC tries to link Eric Massa to us!

What If McCain Won? Who Cares?"If" is for children. We deal in the world of reality, here.

Patrick Kennedy Emulates TeddyKennedy's House floor rant sounds just like his daddy.

El Rushbo: A One-Man Stimulus Package for Waldo de los Rios CDs Move over Oprah! Waldo de los Rios shoots up Amazon.

Pelosi Eyes "Slaughter Solution"to Bypass a Vote on ObamacareThey want to "deem" health care passed without a vote?

Rush's Morning Update: Turn AroundMarch 12, 2010Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Say, folks, do you want to have a little fun? Next time you hear President Obama giving his anti-insurance company stump speech, just change the vilification target. Let me give you an example.In Philadelphia on Monday, President Obama said: "We can't have a system that works better for the insurance companies than it does for the American people."...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"If you drive around in an SUV, you may as well be a marked person. They ought to make an SUV model named the Chevrolet Stigma.""Who is responsible for this dramatic turnaround in what Americans think about global warming?" "What are the odds I'm going to get an e-mail from somebody who understands the FlameThrower setting on the Aphex and went to Elkins Institute of Radio Electronics? This guy probably had a Remco Caravelle when...