RUSH: Austintown, Ohio, is next. Gil, nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.
CALLER: Good afternoon, Rush, from the formerly blue state of Ohio.
RUSH: Thank you, sir.
CALLER: I wanted to say that as you are here for us every day we're here for you. The very first call of the day you had a fellow calling in complaining about Netanyahu downgrading the United States and how dare he do that anywhere let alone in the Oval Office. And I know that if you were --
RUSH: Well, wait, but then he castigated me for liking it.
CALLER: Exactly, exactly, but I also know from your long wedding weekend that as the hours went on you probably would have said to him that, if anything, Netanyahu was either imitating Obama, and therefore he should like Netanyahu, or that gentleman who called should be angry at Obama because Obama goes around the world and does that.
RUSH: You know, that's an excellent point. I wish I'd-a thought about that. Obama does go around dissing his own country.
CALLER: Precisely, precisely.
RUSH: Apologizing for it and all that. Yeah, you're right, it's an excellent point.
CALLER: We're here for you.
RUSH: I shoulda known that. I shoulda thought of it. Let me ask you, Gil, are you still there?
CALLER: I am.
RUSH: This is so rare. It is so rare when somebody points something out to me that I should have pointed out myself. That just doesn't happen. I want to give you something.
CALLER: Oh, my goodness.
RUSH: I want to give you an EIB Rush Limbaugh signature engraved iPad 2.
CALLER: Oh, my goodness!
RUSH: Oh, yeah.
CALLER: Double goodness.
RUSH: This is a top dog, big daddy, 64 gigabits, 3G with AT&T.
CALLER: My... (gasping)
RUSH: You have an iPad?
CALLER: I do not. I do not.
RUSH: Well, do you want one?
CALLER: I so much would appreciate that, and it would be just extra special coming from you, of course, my goodness.
RUSH: You get the iPad, then you go to the app store and you get the Rush Limbaugh app, and you'll be able to watch this program live in high definition Dittocam on your iPad.
CALLER: Oh my, I'll be so torn 'cause I would love to watch, but I also love listening to 570 WKBN where you come through so nicely.
RUSH: Well, you can do both. You could watch and listen to the audio on the radio.
CALLER: I can multitask.
RUSH: You can. Okay, hang on, don't go away because we need shipping information.
CALLER: Very good. Thank you, sir.
RUSH: You want white or black?
CALLER: I'd rather go with white, I think.
RUSH: Really? Okay, cool.
CALLER: It just looks to clean that way, yeah.
RUSH: All right. And what color smart cover do you want?
CALLER: What are the options?
RUSH: I got a sharp looking gray. I've got a female powder blue. You don't want that.
CALLER: The sharp looking gray, that will do.
RUSH: Or a black. Or a black.
CALLER: Hmm. Why don't we go with the gray, and then go with the black iPad.
RUSH: Okay, black iPad, gray cover. You got it.
CALLER: That would be wonderful, thank you, sir.
RUSH: Okay, you'll have it tomorrow. We'll send it out FedEx tomorrow.