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RUSH: Bill Kristol of the Weekly Standard stranded at the altar once again. Others are reporting Kristol has been spotted at Dulles International with a clipboard asking passengers at random if they want to run.

RUSH: You may have heard, ladies and gentlemen, some girl who was convicted of murder in Italy had her conviction overturned by a second jury.  I think her name was Knox, Amanda Knox.  Yeah, that's her name. (interruption) Oh, you've heard about it? 

RUSH: We have a Politico story today. "Dick Durbin Urges Customers to Leave Bank of America." I want you to stop and think about this for a second. This is the Senate majority whip, and he went to the floor of the United States Senate yesterday and made a speech urging citizens who are customers of Bank of America to leave the bank. Now, is this the role of United States senators? Is this the role of anybody in government, to stand up in their official capacity and to tell you where you should and should not conduct business?

RUSH: Obviously, it's a PR move, five dollars for job creation when you go to Starbucks.  The best thing they could do is turn off all the electrical outlets and get all the slackers in there out of the store, people sitting there drinking one cup of coffee every ten hours while they worry about what's on their computer.  Get 'em out of Starbucks and get 'em over to the employment office.

RUSH: You would never have stories about how some female politician is fat like there are stories about Christie being fat. You wouldn't have those stories. When's the last time you saw a story on Barney Frank being fat?

RUSH: If you are in St. Louis today, beware. 

RUSH: Look, we laugh. Let me tell you something, folks: They believe this.

RUSH: We got a couple stories on this Fast and Furious business, one from CBS and the other is the Los Angeles Times...

RUSH: Jay in Sacramento, my adopted hometown, as we grab a phone call quickly here.

RUSH: Maybe I'm suffering from iPhone rage.  I'm ticked off there's not an iPhone 5.

CALLER: I'm one of those guys that kind of snicker when people sell things on the radio, even you, Rush. I'm thinking, "Come on, it's tea." I cracked it open and I said, "You know what? This smells like the tea I used to make with my mom when I was a little boy. Actually, it beats my mom's because when we used to make it, we made it too strong."

RUSH: The Republicans are accused of cutting budgets when Obama only funded something for a year, and the cycle repeats. Republicans get all defensive and try to show, "No, we don't hate teachers. We love teachers. We didn't cut the budget!"

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