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Some of the topics we're loaded with today: EU Rescue Plan Gooses Market || Barry on Leno || Calypso Louie Condemns Obama "Assassination" of Khadafy

RUSH:  We're always happy here at the EIB Network to help clear up any confusion in political candidates' minds.

RUSH: You can't watch a Hollywood movie without somebody picking up a cigarette a number of times throughout the movie.  And you never hear Chris Matthews and the rest of the media elite going nuts over that. 

RUSH: The people at Media Research Center sent one of their reporters down there yesterday (Dan Joseph is his name) and he went around and asked them a simple question: "Who do you think is more dangerous to American society, Rush Limbaugh or Al-Qaeda?"

RUSH: I knew it would be the case: Calypso Louie not happy with the death of Brother Moammar Khadafy.

RUSH:  Isn't it amazing what happens when Democrats run the show?  So here's Obama. I said this was gonna be Jimmy Carter's second term and it's playing out exactly like that.

Vice President Bite Me has warned that murder and rape would increase – if Republicans didn’t vote yes. Many observers assumed this was just Joe being a jackass … again.

RUSH: Can you believe this?  Day Three of this diaper business, Connecticut Governor Dan Malloy declared Diaper Need Awareness Day tomorrow. 

RUSH: Obama is telling these kids he's just like them.  He didn't come from wealth.  He says, "I've been in your shoes.  I didn't come from wealth."  I see a guy floundering out there.

RUSH: There's always gonna be somebody who has more.  There's always gonna be somebody who seemingly has it easier.  There's always gonna be somebody that has a better advantage than you do.  There's always gonna be injustice.  There's always gonna be the sense of unfairness.  It's life.

RUSH: Don't doubt me on this.  Conservatism is ascendant.

CALLER: My son looked at me and he said, "Mom, am I gonna have to pay a lot in taxes?"

RUSH: The next phase of this Occupy stuff is pretty large civil disobedience.

RUSH: What is this infrastructure crap? We're not building roads? Of course we are! That's another thing that grates me. Obama stands up there, "Roads and bridges and schoolhouses dilapidating." Where? If there is any dilapidation taking place, it's in the inner cities, and it's in cities run by Democrats for generations.

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