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Some of the topics we're loaded with today: Cain Accuser to Speak? || Iran Days from Nukes? || Drive-Bys Lament Dismal Obama Reelect Numbers

The Regime’s numbers guy inadvertently revealed the truth. Keith Hall – Obama’s Bureau of Labor Statistics Commissioner – was asked by Texas Republican Congressman Kevin Brady when we’d get to pre-recession unemployment levels … at the current pace. Mr. Hall replied: “Well – the short answer is, never.”

RUSH: It really is incredible the number of stories that Politico has done on this Cain thing.

RUSH:  Here's Gloria Allred with Hannity in November of 2010. The question was: "Did the TSA people touch your body parts?" 

ALLRED: Yeah, they did. It was the first time anybody touched 'em in a long time and, frankly, I liked it.

RUSH: There was a head lice outbreak at Occupy Portland. Ah, it's a terrible thing.

RUSH:  Big election tomorrow on Issue 2 and Issue 3 in Ohio.

RUSH: Bill Kristol and David Brooks know who the nominee will be, they just won't tell us.

RUSH: You are a mind-numbed robot programmed to spew a bunch of absolute garbage, illogical garbage! You're just flat-out wrong, embarrassingly so. You're reading from a script, incapable of critical thinking on your own.  

ALLRED: [S]he reached out to Mr. Cain for help in finding another job.  Instead of receiving the help that she had hoped for, Mr. Cain instead decided to provide her with his idea of a "stimulus package."

CHENEY: I find this all pretty frustrating. This country faces huge, huge challenges -- and, frankly, watching a morning show like this one where first we're talking about Herman Cain allegations and then we're showing a YouTube mash-up of --

SCHIEFFER: We're covering the campaign, Liz!

CALLER:  My overall impression of the debate that Newt and Cain had was that I felt it was... I was kind of underwhelmed.  

CALLER: I'm spitting mad at you, Rush Limbaugh.

RUSH: Oh, no.

CALLER: Oh, yes!

RUSH: Every woman in my life...

HUFFINGTON:  You see the president in front of crumbling bridges that have been crumbling ever since he's been in the White House, but suddenly we're getting close to 2012, so he wants to be seen to be trying to create infrastructure jobs.  But it's all a show.  And the American people sense it, that there is no real effort or will to create jobs.

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