RUSH: From Nashville, Tennessee, headline: "Staffer Says She Was Urinated On Near Occupy Nashville Protesters." What is it, no matter where you go here, Occupy Wall Street, Occupy Oakland, they're urinating on people. What is it? Is there a syndrome that I missed? Is there a ribbon that these people are wearing nobody's telling me about? Is that the yellow ribbon now? 'Cause every day we're getting stories about these Occupy people urinating on people. What is this compulsive need to share their bodily fluids or to shower other people with their bodily fluids, their precious bodily fluids? What is this?
RUSH: This is the Associated Press: "Obama Seeks Ideas on Reducing Black Joblessness." Wait a minute. The Messiah is scouring for ideas? The president of the United States? Why doesn't he just do a workplace in the White House? Isn't that how they did it in the first term, the first year, bring in John Lewis and who else in there, Thomas "Loopy" Friedman. Bring in some of these wizards of smart and talk about black joblessness for three hours and fix it, uhhh, say you fixed it. Assign the workshops, the workshops come back and report to The Messiah. The Messiah announces it at five o'clock in the afternoon, they had a working lunch, they broke off into work groups, they came back, here's pictures of Thomas "Loopy" Friedman laughing with Obama while they're talking about Final Four picks, lamenting the lack of an NBA season. Fix the problem.
"President Barack Obama acknowledged on Wednesday that black Americans have faced 'enormous challenges' with unemployment under his watch, and appealed for their support in pursuing solutions that he can implement without help from Congress." In other words, help me be a dictator here and I'll fix this. If he really wants to reduce black joblessness, he would resign. I know that would be a net increase of one African-American out of work if he quit, but him quitting would facilitate employment opportunity for countless millions of people elsewhere, all over the place.
RUSH: Get this from the Boston Globe. A reporter from the Boston Globe is calling Herman Cain racially insensitive for saying that he wants to beat Obama with a Cain. I kid you not. Here's the story. "But the Georgia businessman also continued to show his willingness to wade into controversy. As he was exiting the Big Sky Diner -- and supporters chanted, 'Yes we Cain! Yes we Cain' -- he stopped. 'How do you beat Obama?' he asked. 'Beat him with a Cain.' When asked why he used that term, which could be interpreted as racially insensitive, he said, 'Cain. Herman Cain. C-A-I-N. Do I have to connect all the dots for you?'" So the Boston Globe reporter, this guy's terribly insensitive, racist, talking about beating Obama upside the head with a cane like they do in Singapore? Except that's spelled c-a-n-e.