"The people behind these Benetton 'Unhate' ads say that they were inspired by the 1979 photo of Leonid Brezhnev kissing East German communist leader Erich Honecker. Now, I have to wonder how can anybody be so ignorant. The picture of Brezhnev and Honecker kissing was meant to scare the devil out of people. It was the epitome of hate! It was defaced on the Berlin Wall, it was so hated."
"I love offending people when it's genuinely funny. I just do."
"Everything the UN calls for is always just another way for them to skim some money for themselves. I went around on Halloween when I was a kid and did UNICEF. Every kid ought to be a fat slob by now with all the money that's been collected for UNICEF."
"'United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon called on world leaders Monday to collaborate in financing a multibillion-dollar fund to combat global warming.' Does Mr. Ban Ki-moon not understand that the world now knows, at least America now knows that this whole global warming thing is a manufactured left-wing hoax?"
"Folks, it is a real possibility our economy could collapse. What's so frustrating to us is that members of our own party don't even see that."
"I wouldn't be a bit surprised if it was not blood on the Occupier on MSNBC but rather ketchup or stage blood."
"The Fed is keeping interest rates low as one of their so-called weapons in trying to force an economic recovery."
"This administration is just a giant roadblock to growth, everything they've done. They're taking money out of the private sector and giving it to the public sector, unions, more bureaucracy, EPA, I don't care what agency you want to talk about, they're getting more money."
"The stimulus was a slush fund designed to keep union workers employed during the recession so that their dues were collected, so that Democrat campaign coffers were continually replenished."
"There is no global warming. There are no rising sea levels. There's no increased salinity. There's none of this. There isn't even any warming, much less manmade."
"What does Benetton make? I don't even know what Benetton makes. I know I don't have anything by Benetton. Their ad campaigns don't say anything about what they make."
"Folks, do you know how hard it is to find a mug made in America these days? It is not easy. But we here at Two If By Tea sell one, and it's a great quality."
"Why would a 700 or almost $850 billion stimulus shrink the economy over ten years? Because it can do nothing else. It takes that money out of the private sector. Before you can spend $850 billion of the government you gotta take it out. It's a net wash."
"Increasing taxes does not increase revenue, not every time. Sometimes it reduces revenue, because it reduces economic activity. The Republican tax plan, lower rates, lets people keep more of what they earn, encourages people to earn more, encourages job creation, creates more taxpayers, ergo more revenue to the Treasury, which is what everybody says they want, but the Democrats don't want that."
"I left home on a wing and a prayer. Nothing was guaranteed when I left home. I left home at age 20 for $175 a week. There wasn't any thought of staying with mom and dad when you could get out."