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Some of the topics we're loaded with today: Already, Talk of Summer "Staycations" || Michelle's Ski Trip Marks 16 Obama Vacations || Obama Stimulus Turns Three || Jobless Disability Claims Soar || Oil Prices at Nine-Month High

Rove, Ryan Say It's Too Late for a New Candidate... From Ski Vacation, Moochelle Tweets Tribute to Husband... Obama Loses Five Approval Points in Week... Obama Campaign to Hold House Parties for Women... Creative Unemployed Declare Themselves Disabled... Fascinating Supreme Court Case on Phony Soldier...I Didn’t “Spearhead” Operation Chaos, I Invented It!

The latest intrusion from sex-obsessed liberals is the “Condom Access Project” in California (where else?), which delivers free mail-order condoms to kids 12 and up.

RUSH: The establishments of both parties thought that they had dispatched the bitter clingers into a state of permanent irrelevance.  And just the exact opposite has happened.

RUSH: You undoubtedly have heard about ESPN using a racial slur in two separate stories about the new basketball sensation Jeremy Lin of the New York Knicks.

RUSH: That funeral should scare the Democrat Party to its core.

RUSH: It's all trumped up. There aren't any "birth control moms" out there... There really weren't any "soccer moms," either.

RUSH: How on earth could reasonable people not win any debate on social issues?  The left is intent on destroying every institution out there except for the state, every one of them.

RUSH: He looked at Santorum and he literally could not fathom that a living, breathing human being believes -- much less would say -- these things.

RUSH: If, as the polls indicate, Romney loses in Michigan, I think there's a possibility of something happening nobody's talking about -- and that's the reemergence of Newt.

RUSH: They're losing, and they're liberals first, and whatever else is second and third... The liberal is a liberal first, and he's a Catholic second.

RUSH: Tocqueville's book was written in 1830. He traveled around America and studied what it was that makes this place special.

RUSH: This Republican primary is causing people to lose friendships.