"Those two words were inappropriate. They were uncalled for. They distracted from the point that I was actually trying to make, and I again sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for using those two words to describe her."
"Advertisers who have split the scene have done very well due to their access to you, my audience, from this program. To offer their products and services to you through this venue is the best opportunity that they have ever had to advertise their wares. Now they've chosen to deny themselves that access, and that's a business decision, and it's theirs alone to make."
"To the left, pregnancy is a disease. If you're listening to me for the first time, you may say, 'Well, that's crazy.' It's not. They treat pregnancy as a disease for political purposes. All of this, folks, is political."
"If birth control insurance is important to you as an enrolling student, and you find out that Georgetown doesn't offer it, you might want to attend (or work at) a school that isn't run by Catholics."
"I am huge on personal responsibility and accountability, people providing for themselves when they're totally able to. The government has no business doing any of this, getting in people's bedrooms and mandating that other citizens pay for other citizens' social activities and so forth."
"For me, this program is always about you. You talk to anybody that knows me who asks me about this program, and I always say, 'It's all for the audience,' because if you're not there, all the rest of this is academic. This show is about you. It's not about the advertisers."
"No radio broadcast will succeed by putting business ahead of the needs of its loyal audience, and that audience is you. My success has come from you. My focus has always and always will be on you."
"Advertising's a business decision. It's not a social one. Only the leftists try to use extortion, pressure, threats to silence opposing voices. We don't do that."
"If you're new to the program, presidential approval polls or pre-election polls are the most accurate when they sample 'likely voters.' They are the least accurate when they sample 'adults.'"
"The truth of the matter is that the president is still finding it difficult with women in his approval numbers. And that's why they wanted to change the subject from whether or not he behaved unconstitutionally in mandating churches give away abortion pills (or birth control pills), to: 'Republicans don't agree with contraception!' It's totally made up."
"I'm not going to wait for apologies from the left ever. And you shouldn't, either. They won't come."
"There's not a Republican out there that wants to ban contraception. There's not a Republican in the world that, as a political issue, wants anything to do with it. It's totally manufactured, and it's succeeded in distracting everybody's attention from what Obama had done, and it's meant to portray the Republicans as Neanderthal troglodytes while the party of Bill Clinton (who's destroyed Monica Lewinsky's life among others) is held up as God's gift the to women!"
"The problem with the Volt is just like all of Obama's green energy, there's no business there yet. There's no solar energy business yet. There's no wind energy yet. It's not there yet."
"If they want to blame me for 1300 layoffs at General Motors I'm gonna take credit for stimulating the economy, using their own words. The 1300 workers will get unemployment so they can finally stimulate the economy."
"We're losing the country, and what is frustrating to me is that so many people don't see it, and those who do are not willing to do anything about it."
"For 23 years I've been doing this on this stage, four years prior to that in Sacramento. Actually 27 years I've been doing this, and every year it's easy to see the cultural decline taking place, the rot right in front of our eyes, and for all of these years I've said to myself, 'Okay, at some point it's gonna bottom out. People are gonna have had enough of it, and it's gonna end.' And it never does."
"Breitbart believed that the combination of the pop culture and the media were the source of all of the destruction and the deterioration of things in this country. That the media had long ago abandoned their constitutional requirement. That they were now part of the leftist agenda, openly and upfront, honestly, not even any pretenses to being objective or holding the powerful accountable."
"You talk about the double standard, one of the greatest illustrations of it is that rappers can practically say anything they want about women, and it's called art."
"Every minority according to the left, every minority in the country is a victim of a tyrannical majority. Every aspect of the Democrat Party agenda is to reverse that, and what's happening here is that everybody is allowing these winds to blow them over. And there's no resistance to it."
"This whole global warming business has been a hoax from the get-go. It's been a hoax from the beginning, designed as simply another plank of the platform designed to grow government. Force people to lose freedom and liberty."
"It's the Democrats and the media that use the power of intimidation to get people to cave on their own morality, to give it up. All for the sake of avoiding confrontation or opposition."
"In Obama's world, in the world of the statist and the socialist, faith in something other than government is not permitted. Your faith is supposed to be in him. Your faith is supposed to be in government and everything they say and do."