RUSH: Say, folks, as you may remember, Two If By Tea (my tea) was launched last June, and the intent here, the plan for Two If By Tea, was that it was to become America’s patriotic bottled iced tea of choice. Two If By Tea. For those of you new to the program, these are the best-tasting iced teas anywhere. We’ve got Regular, Diet, Raspberry, Diet Raspberry. We have Peach, Diet Peach. We have Blueberry, Diet Blueberry. And we have some others coming. They are all the best. Two If By Tea is a modern-day twist on the historic reference, “One if by land, two if by sea.” Paul Revere fearlessly rode through the streets of Boston warning the British were coming. Today, we conservatives need jump on our horses and sound the alarm, “The liberals are coming!”
Hence, Two If By Tea.
Now, what we are doing because of popular demand… You know, we’ve always said that we want to keep Two If By Tea on the Internet rather than go out to a bunch of different retail places because we love having the direct connection with people that buy it, with our customers. That’s why it’s available on the Internet. But the demand has gotten almost out of control. So what we’ve decided to do is we’re opening up our distribution channels to you. If you have a little mom-and-pop shop, if you have a retail outlet and you would like to help spread the word by offering Two If By Tea in your retail stores — or if you’d like to serve Two If By Tea at a large event that you’re having — we’ve decided to make that available for you. This is your chance.
We have a large order inquiry form on our Web page, TwoIfByTea.com. It’s under the SHOP tab. The website’s TwoIfByTea.com. Go to the SHOP tab and look for the large order inquiry form. Now, this label is great. We got the best label. We got the best bottle. The Two If By Tea label screams: Proud to be American. The iced tea is produced and bottled right here in the United States. In addition, TwoIfByTea.com is a proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. This is an incredible organization that provides scholarships to the children of servicemen and women lost while serving this great country. It’s a great, great sponsor to have, and we’re honored to be with the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation.
So if you would like Two If By Tea in your retail establishment, or you want to be among or first group of grassroots retailers, people that are putting on large parties or what have you, just use the Large Orders Form under the SHOP tab at TwoIfByTea.com. Remember it’s on the SHOP page. The tea is truly exceptional. Everybody agrees. You open the Blueberry, for example. Unscrew the top on the Blueberry, and you take a whiff (sniffing) and you think you are smelling blueberry muffin batter. The Peach, you think you are smelling peach cobbler. And when you taste it, it has the perfect balance of the flavoring in the tea. This is not syrup. It’s not fruit juice or syrup. It’s iced tea that you can clearly taste with either the Raspberry, the Peach or the Blueberry. It’s delicious. TwoIfByTea.com, the large order inquiry form is under the SHOP tab.