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Some of the topics we're loaded with today: Cheney: Obama "Has Been An Unmitigated Disaster To The Country" || Taliban Lead Attacks on U.S. Bases and Government Sites Across Afghanistan || "Buffett Rule" is Producing Capitol Gains || Democrat-Controlled Senate Laziest in 20 Years || "Silver Tsunami" of Elderly Drivers Prompts Tough Decisions

Barney Frank: I Told Obama to Back Off Health Care... Will George Zimmerman Collect the New Black Panther Bounty?... Wealthy Britons Flee UK... Secret Service Scandal Widens... Obama Pays Lower Tax Rate Than His Secretary...NFL to Require Unruly Fans to Pass Psychiatric Test... Romney Leads Obama by 2 Points in First Gallup Tracking Poll...

As much as Republican Governor Chris Christie is doing to restore economic sanity, the old New Jersey still rears its ugly head.

RUSH: Yes, my friends, it was a record... Thank you so much.  I can't begin to express our gratitude properly to all of you.

RUSH: In all candor, folks, how can people be surprised?  Our institutions have been under cultural assault for I don't know how many years.  Can I mention a name to you?  Bill Clinton.  The president of the United States had an intern in the Oval Office, and there was oral sex going on.  Eliot Spitzer, Client No. 9, the governor of New York, and now he's on his second television show.

RUSH: Bill Maher says that what Hilary Rosen really meant to say was that Ann Romney has never had to get out of the house at seven o'clock in the morning in order to get the day started. She had to get the kids out of the house, but she didn't have to put up with anybody. She didn't have any dire economic circumstances that she had to deal with.

RUSH: One of the most controversial Undeniable Truths of Life: "Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of American life."

RUSH: Everybody says, "Oh, he just misspoke!" No. Well, yeah, he misspoke. But what was actually given away by this comment, I think, is quite illustrative of something.

RUSH: He spoke for an hour and 15 minutes, and the media said, "Without getting tired," damn it! Well, they didn't say "Damn it!" I added that in there because I know that's what they think.

RUSH: Will the Secret Service leave Cartagena and come home to investigate this?

RUSH: An e-mailer wants to know, "Why does Mitt Romney have to explain his wealth when John Kerry didn't have to explain his?"  Well, that's easy. It wasn't John Kerry's.  It was his wife's, Teresa Heinz's.  She did not work, in fact.  Nope.  She clipped coupons.

RUSH: Women are from Venus; Democrat women are from Bill Mahers.  That's the problem that they have here... Secretly, they think Maher is the funniest guy.

RUSH: There are pictures of her dancing around and she's got some beer...

RUSH: Wishin' and Hopin' was a huge hit in 1964 from Dusty Springfield.  This is what young girls grew up thinking life was all about.

RUSH: They're the essence of independence, the essence of rugged individualism.  They do not need the state.  They're not asking the state for anything.

RUSH: If the regime will stonewall something as relatively innocuous as the GSA scandal, how are we ever gonna get to the truth on something like Fast and Furious?