"I'm getting a new car after the program. Eight miles to the gallon. I can't wait to get in the thing and find a Prius and give 'em an anal exam with my front bumper. He-he-he-he-he-he-he."
"I'm an aviation buff like my father was. I've got a soft spot in my heart for NASA, the old NASA particularly."
"We're living in an era where the president of the United States and his party have launched an all-out assault on the United States private sector economy. They've been pretty successful. They have not failed. Not from their perspective."
"The Brotherhood is more welcome in the White House than Boehner is."
"The vision that Obama and the Democrats have of work in this country is a hundred years old. Assembly line jobs, union jobs. It's a hundred years old, 50 years old. There's nothing high-tech, new, forward-thinking about the kind of work they envision."
"The Democrats, like the Soviets, they're always looking a hundred years down the road, not just to tomorrow."
"All these economic forecasts for economic growth, wrong by half, wrong by factors of two, it didn't work. It couldn't work. It never had a chance to work because it's impossible. It was word games. And so we end up with the economy growing in 2011 at 1.7%, after forecasting 4.5%."
"It's a day of learning for me. I love that. I know so much, I don't learn every day."
"Every one of Obama administration forecasts has been way wrong. They have been predicting that a boom is right around the corner. They make their predictions after such things as the stimulus or other Obama legislation, like the American Jobs Act, or the health care bill. Then they come out with their forecasts, 'This is gonna cause a boom,' and all it's doing is destroying the US economy."
"The Democrats relish the opportunity to use the power of the federal government to punish members of the majority -- by definition, people who are not minorities -- for all of the mistreatment, for the discrimination, pilfering of their money, this kind of thing."
"The $800 billion that Obama supposedly injected in the private sector had to be taken from the private sector first. It was a wash, a net zero. There was no new money."
"I don't care what they try to tell us, government favorability at a 15-year low is a direct correlation to Barack Obama's presidency."
"RushLimbaugh.com is one of the greatest websites any media figure has."
"I don't know how anybody coming out of college now, with job prospects being as bleak as they are, can in any way be supporting Obama."
"Nobody ever accused me of hating anybody until I got on this radio show and announced that I'm a conservative, and then automatically the media accused me of being a racist and a hatemonger."
"If the Obama's are so worried about student debt, how come there's no record of either of them ever working a day to put themselves through college?"
"President Obama is scheduled to do two more campaign fundraisers later today disguised as policy statements. One of them is a $40,000-a-plate dinner."
"If you go to the EIB Store, you can buy Club Gitmo merchandise. We got T-shirts and caps and all kinds of stuff there at RushLimbaugh.com. I don't tout this stuff. But it's there. It's one of the greatest websites any media figure has. I mean, we got our virtual Limbaugh Broadcast Museum there."
"The mainstream media, individuals in it, are no different than your average liberal."