"Why is this the first time in nearly four decades that the number of registered Hispanics has dropped significantly? Tell me why! Tell me. Why could that be?"
"Vladimir Putin was sworn into office for a third term in Russia over the weekend, which now means that even Russia has a leader who is to the right of the leader in France!"
"People are asking me, 'What does this mean, the election of the avowed socialist in France, Monsieur Hollande? What does it mean?' It means that France is gone. It means that there are more people on the take than there are producing, pure and simple. They fell for it. Don't think Obama hasn't noticed this."
"We are led to believe (and many people think it just by virtue of history) that the Obama campaign is flawless, tops, best, gonna run rings around anybody we have. It's just the way people think. I, of course, don't. I don't believe in the infallibility of liberals or Democrats."
"I don't know about you, but I have not lowered my expectations, and nobody on the EIB staff has lowered their expectations -- and if they have, and I find out about it, then we'll do something about it."
"When Realville enters the Village of Lie, Realville always trumps."
"The NFL is going to ban the kickoff because of possible concussions. You watch. Not this season, but it's coming sooner than anybody else thinks. They're gonna ban the kickoff. The ball is gonna be put on the 20 yard line after every touchdown."
"One of the problems with college kids is Obama was a fad. Now that's not hip anymore, not cool. We've been there, done that. We did that four years ago. Plus now, in the four years since Obama was gonna unite everybody and bring about all this utopian stuff, all these college students are graduating, and they don't have jobs. And it's a tough sell to get them to blame George W. Bush. George W. Bush hasn't been part of their life for four years. What's Bush got to do with it?"
"You know, celebrity lists are strictly media lists. In list/out list. Who's in/who's out. Who's high/who's low. Obama's on the 'out' list now with people who follow the celebrity culture."
"The Obama campaign is not seeking reelection from the mainstream, unless the mainstream is the unemployed, college students, and militant radical minorities. If that's who the mainstream is, that's where they're headed."
"I'd kind of like to retitle Obama's new TV campaign 'Just Go.' Just go! Just go!"
"Folks, this is gonna happen faster than I thought. Maybe not an outright ban of the game, but I guarantee you this is gonna happen faster than I thought. It's funny for me. I read a lot of NFL blogs, and they're mostly written by typical liberal media types, and these guys don't know what they're doing. As they write about this, they are paving the way for fundamental structural changes in this game that will make it not football, while they think they're doing compassionate stories."
"When a conservative cites a sitcom as a learning and teaching example, 'Why, wonderful and great!' When a conservative criticizes one as a bad teaching instrument, then, yeah, it's not a pretty sight."
"You know, I see this story about the Columbia prostitutes, harlots, criticizing our Secret Service guys for their techniques. It's clear something needs to be done. Our Secret Service guys need a How-To Guide. Who better to write that than Bill Clinton? He's got the time, the experience, and apparently the technique."