"The news media is trying to convince everybody that Occupy Wall Street is alive and well and that the Tea Party is dead, when it's just the exact opposite."
"The Tea Party seems to have a distrust of career politicians, and there's a lot to be said for that. I think, in large part, we are in the trouble we're in today because of career politicians."
"If you ever hear the word 'consensus' in a discussion about science being fact, understand that it's not possible. Consensus equals majority thought. Science is not subject to opinion. Scientific fact is fact."
"Please understand that science has been corrupted by politics, like most everything politics touches has been corrupted. And science is politics."
"Our official climatologist, Dr. Roy Spencer, University of Alabama, Huntsville, has weighed in on dinosaur flatulence and global warming, extinction. He said, 'Look, if this guy is right in his research about all that flatulence, and if the dinosaurs were smoking cigarettes, there could have combustion all over the place and they might have something to talk about then.'"
"Seriously, folks, when was the last time your weight made you stop and consider the impact of your weight on the federal budget and federal health costs? My guess is, never. My guess is you have never equated the two. Am I right?"
"By the way, speaking of flatulence. Have you ever been around vegetarians? I'm telling you: It is undeniable, and it's something you want to avoid at all costs."
"The Democrats, the Drive-By Media, are scared to death of the Tea Party. They created Occupy Wall Street. They tried to make everybody think Occupy Wall Street was an effervescent, bubbling up in reaction to the Tea Party, when it wasn't. It was bought, paid for, organized, and planned out of the White House. And it is disorganized, and it's not effective. But the media doesn't report any of that."
"The federal government is soon asserting power and rights over your weight -- that means over what you eat -- on the basis of controlling health care costs."
"You know, Bill Clinton is out there making robo-calls in support of same-sex marriage. I think that's funny. I think Clinton thinks that this is some sex marriage. I think he's in favor of any sex marriage. I think Clinton's in favor of any sex whether there's marriage or not."
"The Tea Party is actively focused on a conservative Senate -- holding the House, and getting a conservative Senate -- so that if Obama wins, it's an effective brake on Obama. If Romney wins and is not straight-down-the-line conservative, a conservative Senate can stop that. That's the theory, anyway."
"Rush Babes for America, also known as the National Organization for Rush Babes, is a Facebook page dedicated to the millions of conservative women who know what they believe in: Family, American values, and not being told by faux feminist groups how to think."
"Bill Maher wages War on Women more than anybody I know."