"The only thing in short supply in the world is capitalism. We have an unequal, unfair distribution of capitalism. There simply isn't enough of it. There's way too much socialism in the world. There's way too much Marxism. There's way too much communism. There is way too much dictatorship, which, by the way, is the way humanity, for the most part, has lived since we first began walking the earth."
"Everything Biden said about job creation after the stimulus bill, not one thing has come true. Eight hundred thousand, 500,000 jobs a month. Not even close."
"You will never, ever hear the environmentalist wackos criticize what lions do or criticize what parakeets do, you pick an animal. They really believe that the singular problem, the threat, the only threat this planet has is us."
"The solution to the world's problems is the United States of America continuing to lead the world as a bastion of freedom. But with somebody like Barack Obama and his Democrat Party in charge, the United States will not solve anything."
"What we have to do is get rid of liberals and socialists from positions of power who want to dictate their way of life to everyone else. That's the catastrophe. That's the crisis. That's the biggest problem the world faces, is the end of the United States of America as the lone outpost of freedom, guidance for greatness, pursuit of excellence, and happiness."
"I ordered Koko to put a ten-year countdown clock at RushLimbaugh.com. And it's been up there every day since I ordered it up there. And as we speak, there are only three years and 254 days left on our website doomsday countdown clock that we started when Gore said we only had ten years left. The bottom line is, we're not gonna get to 2030 anyway. It's all gonna be over in three years and 254 days, if you want to believe Algore."
"No five days go by faster than the five days this program is on the air."
"That's how you know it's Thursday. Every Thursday the previous week's unemployment number is revised upward."
"Obama has inserted himself into the biographies to show how he has capitalized and moved forward all of these great achievements of past presidents. So Obama is 'slow-jamming' history is essentially what he's doing. He's inserting himself in it. It's laughable. It's an indication of an out-of-control ego, narcissism, you name it."
"And, by the way, that's nothing to write home about. Wanting credit for inventing Medicare is not a good thing."
"Obama has $500,000 to a million dollars invested in Chase, not General Motors. Did you know that? Got maybe a million dollars invested. He loves Jamie Dimon."
"You know what the real crisis is in this country? You know what the real catastrophe is in this country? It's not global warming. It's not that we're gonna need two earths in 18 years. It's none of this crap. The real crisis in this country is out-of-control spending that is destroying the United States private sector, because the solution to the world's problems is the United States of America continuing to lead the world as a bastion of freedom."
"Who do these people think they are? You can't have it both ways, Mr. Vice President. You can't tell people that you want the best for 'em in terms of their being able to do their best. The best for them, what you mean by that, is what you're gonna give 'em if they vote for you. And isn't gonna be a hell of a lot."
"I don't know where this guy gets off thinking that he and Obama and the Democrat Party are inspiring people to do better. Mr. Vice President, what you are doing is paving the road for people to accept mediocrity, that's what you're doing."
"How in the world can anybody know that climatological or meteorological or any other circumstances on this planet at this point in time are, quote, unquote, normal? And therefore are the benchmark for what needs to be maintained? Who's to say that the way it was 300 years ago isn't normal?"
"Social Security is in heap big trouble. Little Elizabeth Warren lingo there. Heap big trouble. And it has been for a long time."
"When you see Biden's face, when you see his eyes, when you see the facial expressions... well, I wouldn't call it demonic. I'd call it deranged. "