"Oprah doing pushups is about like trying to imagine me doing 'em. Ha! Ha! Ha! I took the line out of your mouth."
"Quick question here. Would it matter to you if you found out that Mitt Romney was a member of a socialist third party back in the 1990s, who wanted to basically make America like a Western European social democracy?"
"I don't think there's any doubt that Obama's a socialist. You look at the what he's done and how he's done it and what his objectives are; the conclusion draws itself."
"Can you imagine how tough that has to be for the New York Times to report one of their own polls, two-thirds of the American people want Obamacare overturned?"
"Romney is accusing Obama of purposely slowing down the economy so as to worsen people's economic circumstance so that they would demand health care since they were losing it because they're getting fired. That's what he's saying. And that is a bold criticism. That is something that we would say and have said. But to hear a Republican presidential candidate say it, is kind of cool."
"I am convinced some people voted for Obama in 2008 to prove that they weren't racists. You know it and I know it. Now, what's gonna happen in 2012 is that some people are gonna vote against Obama to prove that they're not stupid!"
"I do not believe if Obama's reelected he'll not extend the Bush tax cuts. That's not why he's running for reelection. He's running for reelection to end those tax cuts and to raise them. That's what Obama's salivating over. He's not gonna extend these tax cuts. And I don't know whether David 'Rodham' Gergen's believing his own drivel or whether he's part of the ruse, too."
"A big lie is being perpetrated here for the purpose of getting Obama reelected. I wouldn't put it past them, all these so-called betrayals and misstatements Clinton and all these other guys, supposedly embarrassing Obama."
"They are really irritated that I'm calling him Barack Hussein Kardashian. And I got to thinking, you actually could say it's an insult to the Kardashians, because they have started businesses. They have employed people. Obama's not done some of the things the Kardashians have done. Now, they both star in reality TV shows, Obama as celebrity of the United States."
"Every chance we get on this program, we defend people who work. Every day. Those are the people that we do support. They're not asking for freebies, not asking for what other people have just 'cause they have it."
"If the election were today, I think Obama would lose huge. I think it would be a landslide defeat, and I mean this."
"This Fast and Furious is about more than just walking guns across the border to drug cartels and having them used as a means of ginning up opposition to the Second Amendment."
"I think a lot of people who voted for Obama in '08 have already decided they're not going to again, whether he's a member of a socialist party or not. They just don't like what he's done. They now realize he's phony."
"I'm telling you that a significant number of the people that voted for Obama were not supporters. They had other reasons that were surface, shallow, specious, and those people aren't going to vote for him again."
"How do you have a crop that won't need soil? What's it gonna grow in? How do you have a crop that's not gonna need water, when the vast majority of the content of everything is water?"