"The big news from over the weekend is not that Obama decided to bypass Congress and usurp the Constitution. No, no, no, no, no. The big news was that some reporter had the nerve to try to ask Obama a question about his actions while he was reading his teleprompter announcing his latest dictate. I kid you not."
"What the hell is the world thinking? Don't they know their only reason for existence is Obama's second term?"
"The big news over the weekend is not that Obama decided to bypass Congress and usurp the Constitution. No, no. The big news was that some reporter had the nerve to try to ask Obama a question about his actions while he was reading his latest dictate off the teleprompter. I kid you not.
"All Neil Munro did was ask the question that should have been on the mind of every American watching: Why do you favor foreigners over Americans here?"
"Obama gets kid-glove treatment for crying out loud. They wear mittens when they go in there and ask these questions. They're making him out to be a baby. Can't handle a question from a website news organization."
"Back in the day it was just ABC, CBS, NBC. When you got a job at one of those places, it was special."
"We still know next to nothing about President Kardashian. We knew next to nothing about the guy. And his administration has managed to be the least transparent in history, thanks to a subservient lack of curiosity by an un-inquisitive media."
"The 1970s are 40 years ago, folks, 40 years ago the media was asking the same question they're asking today about Obama. Is it just too big for one man? It's funny. It is hilarious to watch all this."
"As far as I'm concerned I got over Obama's skin color before he was elected. The historical nature, yep, maybe for a while, but after that, all that matters to me are his ideas, pure and simple. Ideas and policies."
"There really is brazen, blatant stupidity and arrogance at the highest levels of journalism today."
"There wasn't any kind of pessimism about the country in 2005 and 2006. The pessimism began in 2007 when Pelosi and the gang took over the House and started implementing their policies."
"Up until the 1970s, even small towns had a couple of newspapers, sometimes more, and there were a variety of political views. The liberal mainstream media's total control over the flow of information has been a relatively recent and short-lived phenomenon. But it existed, and they long for it."
"I don't know if you were alive or, if you were, if you're paying attention. They hated Reagan! Every press conference it wasn't one Neil Munro, it was all of 'em."
"There's so little confidence and so little faith in President Kardashian, now Halperin wants a 'truce' and Cillizza says, 'Oh, no. It's so partisan I don't think anybody can govern.' Obama was special! He was better than anybody else. This guy makes the sea levels fall just by showing at an apple orchard!"
"Not only is the so-called mainstream now challenged by the New Media when they try to push Obama's clear message, 'they are even facing 'sales resistance' from the public because of our new fangled two party system.' They don't think they ought to have to sell anything. They just announce it, report it, write it, and that's what you believe."
"'Findings show that as you age, your stress decreases,' and you know why? Because when you get older, you just don't care anymore! Your emotional reservoir runs dry, and you have no more capacity to listen to people complain and whine and moan."
"You're telling me somebody's gonna give me a pill that's gonna make me want to exercise? That's not good to me. I don't want to want to exercise! I actively enjoy not wanting to exercise. I derive spiritual, physical, and mental pleasure from not having to exercise."