RUSH: Hey, folks, I want to remind you: In honor of the Fourth of July when we celebrate this great country, we have a little special here at our little tea company, Two If By Tea. We'd like to give a gift to all of our Two If By Tea customers. "One if by land, Two If By Tea! The liberals are coming!" (chuckles) And they really are. While supplies last, we are giving you a Premium Patriotic Gift Set. You get two American-made, oversized ceramic white mugs.
It's got the Rush Revere logo on 'em, and a pouch of Reagan's favorite snack -- the red, white, and blue jelly beans -- in a nice gift box. All you have to do is go to TwoIfByTea.com and buy two cases of any flavor of tea. And, by the way, there's an added bonus: It's the best iced tea in this country. I know you would expect me to say that 'cause it's mine, but it is the best iced tea in the country. You buy two cases, and your Premium Patriotic Gift Set will be automatically added to your order -- free!
Buy two cases and you get the two mugs and the jelly beans. It's a small token of our appreciation for your support and your loyalty on behalf of the Two If By Tea family -- and, of course, the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. But it's only while supplies last. So it just takes buying two cases, which you were gonna order anyway. You were gonna order the two cases anyway, so why not? You get the special gift tossed in. Kathy in Cookeville, Tennessee. Hi. Welcome to the EIB Network. Hello.
CALLER: Hi there. Rush, I have to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for keeping my head from exploding. You truly make the complex understandable, and I think you are providing a free universal health care system by having your program every day.
RUSH: This program's all the health care you need.
CALLER: It is. It is. It's my anti-depressant, it's everything!
RUSH: Yeah, particularly mental health care.
CALLER: Yes. Yes. And it's a wonderful benefit. I can't go a day without hearing you.
CALLER: I listen to your repeats on the weekends and it's just wonderful. Thank you so much.
RUSH: Well, you know what? Kathy, hang on. Hang on. I'm gonna send you two cases of your favorite flavor of tea and a Premium Patriotic Gift Sets.
CALLER: Oh, thank you.
RUSH: Snerdley will be with you in mere moments to get the address to send it to you.