"Let me ask you this: How long does this country have if Obama wins? We are headed toward an economic collapse, and we are the leader of the world. When it happens to us, there are reverberations all over the world."
"It is September the 10th. There's two months to go. There's no way this is over."
"I'm here to tell you, folks, you have got to stay bucked up. The effort to depress you and keep you home, I've never seen it like this before in my life."
"The polls are just being used as another tool of voter suppression. The polls are an attempt to not reflect public opinion, but to shape it. Yours. They want to depress the heck out of you."
"Let me tell you the polls that count, and those are the polls a couple of weeks before the election. That's when the pollsters worry about holding onto their credibility. Those are the polls that everybody remembers."
"The 2010 midterms were a shellacking, a landslide defeat, and not just for national Democrats, but all the way down the ballot to dogcatcher in Oshkosh. Nothing against Oshkosh. It's just the first town that comes to my mind when I get on these riffs."
"It's the EIB Network, where we never apologize for being right. Which means we seldom apologize."
"The key to the election is getting the anti-Obama sentiment to the polls. We know there's plenty. They just have to get there and vote. And they have to get involved."
"Everybody who opposes Obama is going to have to hit the street and do something about it."
"Think of the geometric expansion of the numbers if every one of you could find one person who isn't planning on voting or is wishy-washy, maybe thinking of voting for Obama for guilt or other reasons. Change 'em. It's worth the effort and the country's depending on it, and that's not an exaggeration."
"What has happened in the last two years to erase what happened in 2010? My point is: Not a thing."
"This school teacher strike in Chicago? Let's just see how long this thing goes on, and let's see how it gets solved. Anybody want to bet against me that Obama's the one that gets credit for this, in a few short days?"
"You think the people that showed up and voted in 2010 to stop Obama have decided, 'Ah, to hell with it. I like him'?"
"Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, the years are 2020, 2022, 2024 as to when they implode."
"The conservative media out there need the vapors. They're about ready to toss it in. You know, they live in this media bubble. They live and work in it, and consider themselves part of it."
"The country's economy is going to collapse if Obama is reelected. It's gonna be ugly, it's gonna be gut wrenching, but it will happen."
"The welfare state is collapsing all around us. There are people that realize that we can't go on this way, but I'm not sure how many people realize how close we are to the collapse of the US financial system."
"California's gonna declare bankruptcy, and you know what Obama will do? He'll go to states like Texas or Arizona or Florida to bail 'em out."
"In NFL preseason, the coaches don't use 10% of the playbook. They don't game plan. They do nothing. They don't give anything away for the regular season. They try to get everybody safely through it without anybody getting hurt."
"Gay marriage in the NFL? Fine. I don't care. You know, the next up will be the transgendered players and what to do with them. That's fine. Do all the social experiments you want on the players; just leave the cheerleaders alone, please. If I may just make one request, from a former big-time fan: Just leave the cheerleaders alone."