How Vince Young Went Broke
RUSH: Vince Young, he once had $26 million, he's now broke, quarterback, NFL. He once spent $5,000 a week at the Cheesecake Factory. There have been a couple stories on this poor guy and how he's lost everything, $26 million.
Lewinsky to Write Memoir on Clinton
RUSH: Monica Lewinsky, it is reported, is going to do the real tell-all book this time, for $12 million. I have it here from the National Enquirer. "Monica Lewinsky is set to reveal shocking new secrets about her affair with ex-President BILL CLINTON in a bombshell $12 million tell-all."
What affair? What do you mean, what affair? You don't think it was an affair? She thinks it was an affair. She thinks Clinton loved her. She's going to tell all. Apparently there were orgies and stuff. Apparently there's more than just the occasional Lewinsky in the study. Apparently there's more than that.
"'For years, Monica tried to protect Bill out of a misplaced sense of loyalty,' a close pal told The ENQUIRER. 'But she no longer feels that way, and her memoir is his worst nightmare.' Monica’s already got several publishers interested in her tell-all tale, which will reveal graphic, never-before known details of her sleazy sex trysts with Clinton. ... While Monica revealed some details in her 1999 biography ... she never got into explicit descriptions of her encounters with Clinton. ... Now she’s finally set to tell all."
I mean, there is talk about a secret abortion, orgies. But, it's The Enquirer. However, The Enquirer had it all on John Edwards. The Enquirer had it all on the Breck Girl. Dawn's in there, cannot believe it. "Affair? Give me a break. Affair?" If Monica's not careful, she's gonna have as many autobiographies as Obama. Is he up to two? He'll have a third when this is all over, if it ever is all over.
Serrano Piss Christ Returns
RUSH: It's like Andres Serrano. Do you know that his exhibit is going back on display in New York at a new museum? I read it just this morning. "Piss Christ." Andres Serrano and his crucifix submerged in a jar of his own urine are back. I'm sorry if it offends you, folks, but it's the name of the "work of art." That's the actual name of it; it's going back on display at a New York museum. A crucifix in a jar of his urine. He told me that what made it great was taking a little urine out, more than he thought was necessary. No, I'm just kidding about that. The fact is that it's going back on display. It's been dormant for 20 years. They're bringing it back. Some of you, I'm sure, have never heard of it.
GOP Voter Registration Up
RUSH: Let me give you some facts here. Republican voter registration is outstripping Democrat registration in the border states, and this is according to a news report a couple of weeks ago. In fact, folks, Republican registration is up to nearly record highs, and Democrats' are near record lows. In terms of new registration, despite what you're hearing out there, that is the reality on the ground.
Yoko Ono Bestows Peace Grant on P-Word Riot
RUSH: Yoko Ono. A new peace grant has been awarded to a group called the... Oh, this can't be said on the radio. Let's call it "[Vagina] Riot," except substitute the P-word. I can't believe you would tell me to read this.