"If Romney would go ideological in explaining Obama, it would help. We gotta stop the, 'He's a nice guy' stuff. Nice guys don't do what Obama is doing. Nice guys don't say and do and act the way Obama is saying, doing, and acting."
"What if you, just out of the blue in a presidential campaign, heard or learned that one of the candidates is seeking to win the election by securing the votes of welfare recipients on the basis that he's going to continue to take care of them as welfare recipients?"
"There's such cultural rot taking place, such a disintegration throughout our culture. Values, morality, you name it. Standards have been relaxed, and people are not being held to them. People's intentions, if they're said to be good and honorable, that's all that matters."
"Did you see Obama doesn't have time for Netanyahu? He's barely got time for the UN, but he's gonna see Beyonce, Whoopi Goldberg. He's gonna go on The View. But not Netanyahu"
"So Obama says he's not gonna meet with Morsi, the president of Egypt, the grand pooh-bah of the Muslim Brotherhood. You know what probably happened? He probably called Morsi and said, 'Look, I'll have a lot more flexibility after the election.' The same thing he told Putin."
"You know, everything's replaceable. We got replacement refs, and we got replacement news. I kind of look at myself as replacement news, replacement media. He-he-he-he. Except I know what I'm doing."
"On that tape, Obama sees welfare recipients as a majority coalition, and now we have record numbers of people on food stamps. Coincidence?"
"Truth is the new hate speech. I can be right all day long, and, if I had no effectiveness with it, they wouldn't worry. I think it's the fact that I do have credibility with millions of people -- that is what bugs 'em."
"That's what liberalism is all about, promoting incompetence on the basis that it's fair, because people would be the best if they weren't discriminated against."
"This is a frightening statistic. More people vote in American Idol than in any US election. Yeah, but it's easy. I mean, you can phone in. You can dial a phone, but still, more people vote in American Idol than they do in any US election. If that's true -- and I have no reason to doubt it -- that might explain Obama's entire campaign and his entire presidency."
"Obama's admitted so much in all these tapes that we found in 2001 and 2007. He talked to his union buddies about single-payer, nationalized health care. He's admitted everything. It's on tape. Now, the Drive-Bys haven't dug it up. We in the New Media have, and everybody in our audience knows about it. But the rest of the country's in the dark."
"I love getting up every day and reading the sports media, which is just as liberal as their news media brethren, listening to them moan and complain about the replacement refs and the integrity of the game. And I just say, well, this is the kind of culture you'd get across the country if your ideas prevail."
"I'll give Brooks one thing: If Romney would go ideological in explaining Obama, it would help. We gotta stop the, 'He's a nice guy' stuff. 'Nice guys' don't do what Obama is doing. 'Nice guys' don't say and do and act the way Obama is saying, doing, and acting."
"It looks like Obama has quietly canceled his meeting with Egypt's new Islamist-supremacist president, Mr. Morsi. So he not gonna meet with Netanyahu or Morsi. He is going to speak to the UN, but he's gonna go over and have a chat with Whoopi and Baba Wawa and whoever else there on The View. It's just what Kim Kardashian would do. It's exactly what she'd do."
"When a poll is really, really out of whack with what I want to happen, I do have a tendency to disregard it. And I have to fight that, being very honest -- especially, I don't believe a poll that shows Obama up seven or eight with a plus 13 Democrat sample. So I just throw it out. Other polls I have had a tendency, if they don't reflect what I sense is going on or what I hope is going on, I disregard them."
"Is it a coincidence that in 1998, Barack Obama talks about a majority coalition of welfare recipients and in 2012 we got a record number of Americans on food stamps while he's president? I don't think it's a coincidence. "
"The Democrats need a permanent underclass, and they need it growing. That's why they like illegal immigration. It's why they like amnesty. They need an ever-growing and solid underclass, and that's who Obama's going for."
"There's downward mobility in our economy now. Middle-class people are trending downward, and Obama's policies are causing it, and now he's trying to coalesce them."
"There's not one poll that matters. We're not gonna determine who the president is based on any of these polls, aside from the attitude they create and what impact it might have on voter turnout."
"I never thought I'd see the day when Brokaw wishes he could be Al Sharpton, but that day may have arrived, strange as it may sound."
"All these great-hearted, big compassionate liberals never give their own money away, unless it is for tax-deductible reasons or PR reasons or what have you. Romney was doing all this when nobody was looking. And that's the real definition of character. It's what you do when nobody's paying attention."
"Why do you think Warren Buffett and Gates run around talking about: 'We need to give more money to charity. I'm gonna give all this money to charity. Yeah, I think people are undertaxed.' Because they want to keep the hordes away from their money."
"A loyal liberal can get away with anything with other liberals, as long as that loyal liberal is liberal and attacks conservatives left and right, spouts the right words, they get away with anything."
"The Muslim Brotherhood is not democracy; it's not universal rights. It's Sharia. And Morsi has said so. I don't care what you think about this or not, but Sharia law, folks, is not democratic. It's not freedom. It's not universal rights."