"Get this! CNN is saying the only conclusion is the White House tried to cover something up in Libya. CNN said that. And, of course, they're right. There was a cover-up."
"Ladies and gentlemen, it has been suggested that I, El Rushbo -- if I wish to stay out of jail -- should maybe stop using the term 'obscene profits' to describe the financial circumstances of this program. Because they might in the Middle East (or in the White House, even) misunderstand. I'm really thinking of changing 'obscene profit time-out' to 'the holy prophet time-out,' just to be safe."
"Univision is not giving up on Fast and Furious. This is stunning. I don't know if any of you have taken the time to go to YouTube and see any of the videos. It is incredible what Univision is finding and what they're reporting. If this were a Republican president, everybody would know."
"There's an Obama slogan: 'Vote like your lady parts depend on it.' Now, stop and think about that for just a second. You talk about demeaning women? Women have been reduced to body parts? I mean, if it's a strip club, that's one thing, but this is a presidential campaign."
"The media is covering Romney as though he is the president and they are doing the job they're supposed to do, in the sense that they are supposed to question authority, they're supposed to not trust government. But Romney hadn't done anything. Romney is just a candidate. He's being treated as though he's president and Obama is a challenger. They've done a pure 180."
"I frankly think the American people want Obama out of their face. I think the American people are sick and tired of seeing Obama in their face all day, every day, every night. I think they're sick and tired of the media telling 'em things that aren't true that they know are true and vice-versa."
"So this president has no compunction whatsoever blaming anybody else, including in his own administration, for his own errors. But the big problem was, there wasn't supposed to be an Al-Qaeda anymore, and it was Al-Qaeda who killed our ambassador. We're in the middle of an incompetent mess like I've never seen."
"You know, I'm pretty much a recluse, so I have to ask people what's going on. (chuckles) Nobody's seeing them. There aren't any Obama signs out there. I don't even see Obama bumper stickers. I see some old 2008 stuff, but there's nothing new."
"Vote like your lady parts depend on it." Well, we're supposed to... (interruption) Oh, it's a joke and we're supposed to be lighthearted about it? When did that happen to the left? When does the left ever laugh about anything?"
"I'd like to know how, after what we went through with HillaryCare, how any doctor would think that nationalized medicine helps them, given what's happening in Medicare already."
"We got five weeks. Anything can happen, but people want to see some passion. Passion is a magnet, and they want to see some."
"I don't want to get into what Romney ought to say. I've tried that game. You're always disappointed. They haven't asked me and they won't ask me. If they did, I'd tell 'em. But I don't like playing what Mitt Romney ought to say."