RUSH: It's now December, December the 3rd. Can you believe it? Can you believe it is already December? Maybe it's because the seasons don't change here where we live, but it's astounding at me that it's already December. Now, how many of you have said that you want to get a head start on gift ideas so that you don't get caught up at the last minute with no ideas? Well, if you are one of those people and you're still looking for that perfect gift for a special someone, listen up.
Maybe finances are tight this year. Maybe you know that they just won't be impressed with the same old gadget idea that you try every year. So we at TwoIfByTea.com have an idea. How about coming down to South Florida? Spend the afternoon with me right here in the Southern Command. Right here. Hang out with us during the show. You can listen to Snerdley be rude to callers and find out how that is done.
In fact, people who have come in here to visit the program are naturally impressed with me, but they are dazzled listening to Snerdley screen the calls. You will sit right behind Snerdley as he screens the calls, and being rude is sometimes called for. Not everybody's a nice guy. While you're listening to Snerdley be rude to the callers, you'll watch me command the airwaves in person, right from the other side of the glass.
We did this last year. We had so much fun with the previous winners here, that we decided that nothing could beat it, and we're gonna make this an annual tradition. So this is it. Now, this is the great final Two If By Tea sweepstakes of the year. We're not holding back. All out. We know times are tough. We know the economy isn't great. Trying to get gifts for a bunch of people can be stressful.
So starting right now through Wednesday at 11:59 p.m. Pacific, simply shop at TwoIfByTea.com to be automatically entered to win. We have three grand prize winners. They will each receive two priceless Golden EIB Tickets which allow exclusive, behind-the-scenes access to us here at the Southern Command. In addition, you will be flown to Palm Beach for three days and two nights at a luxurious well-known resort.
Not just a hotel.
You'll spend the afternoon here with us in the heavily fortified studio. You'll have lunch here. We'll take pictures of you behind the Golden EIB Microphone for you to prove to your friends that you were really here. I'm even gonna sign the pictures. Kathryn and I will call to let you know that you have won. We get a big kick out of that 'cause nobody believes it's us. Now, in addition...
We said this is a blowout. In addition, we are giving away 50 -- you heard right, 50 -- other prizes in honor of all of our 50 great American states. For example: If you're a first place winner you get two engraved, hand-framed, personalized photos of me; as well as one of my New York Times best-selling books signed, The Way Things Ought to Be. The idea is if you get two frames, to be able to keep one and give one to somebody that you really, really like. Unless you want to keep them both.
It's up to you.
Good luck here, folks. These prizes are definitely unique. You can't get them anywhere else, and they're definitely not fruitcake. It's a win-win. You get the best tea in America, Two If By Tea, as an added bonus. There is no better iced tea that you can buy in this country. You get the chance to truly impress people on your Christmas or Hanukkah list. All the official rules, pictures of previous winners, and prize details are posted now at TwoIfByTea.com. Feel free to check those out.
Remember, for those of you that are new listeners here, Two If By Tea is a proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. It's a superb foundation that provides scholarships and financial support to the children of fallen heroes lost at war or at home in tragedies like 9/11. And we remain incredibly appreciative and supportive of our military and their families and the sacrifices that they make every single day.
They risk their lives.
They volunteer their lives for us.
And for that, we are eternally grateful.
Information on the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation is on every bottle of Two If By Tea. Just shop. That's all you have to do to be entered at Two If By Tea right now. You'll be automatically entered to win. Prices are reduced for this limited time as well. So it's the best tea in the country. It's the best prize. Six people will be here for three days and two nights and an afternoon at the EIB Southern Command. And it's not just for five minutes and we usher you out.
You're here for the whole day.
You're here for the whole program.
You have lunch here. You have your picture taken behind the Golden EIB Microphone. Fifty people get copies of my first book signed and a couple of pictures, and it's all available if you win. And all you have to do to enter is shop right now at TwoIfByTea.com. You have until Wednesday, 11:59 p.m. Pacific, to be registered. This is it: The closeout sweepstakes of the year for the best tea in America, TwoIfByTea.com.