Douglas Urbanski filled in from sunny Los Angeles. Check out Doug's Stack for links, audio clips and more. Rush returns at high noon Eastern Time on Thursday, January 3rd.

"We are saved! Did you not know it? We are saved! Taxes are going up on the 2%. There's no more deficit. There are jobs for everybody, all the unemployed. Free health care for everybody. We are a utopia!" -Doug Urbanski