"You Republicans can stand up and voice your disagreement with Obama all day, and a majority of Americans will agree with you. You do not need to be afraid of disagreeing with him."
"Steny Hoyer: 'We don't have a spending problem; we have a paying for it problem.' The town drunk: 'I didn't have too much to drink last night. The bartender served me too much.'"
"It's an absurd sight, folks, to sit there and watch our government stand and applaud itself as it's ruining our economy."
"Back in 2007-2008 during the presidential campaign, would you have ever believed that if we elected a black president, that the principal focus of the news would be race? Wasn't the election of a black president supposed to end that? Isn't that what many people who voted for Obama thought?"
"Conservatism, by its very nature, is about people seeking the best in themselves and throughout society, throughout the culture. It's about that. Intrinsically."
"Journalists don't know how to deal with Benjamin Carson. He doesn't fit the template. He doesn't compute. They don't know what to do with a guy like this. So they're gonna have to figure out a way to cancel him out. He's certainly not on their side. But I think he's obviously prepared and equipped to deal whatever comes his way."
"Is Christopher Dorner ultimately exempted from the law here because of his much-needed grievance addressing? Is that where we're headed?"
"If you are familiar with the story, Dr. Frankstein was very, very worried when he saw the monster terrorizing the innocent townspeople, and then the monster turned on Dr. Frankstein. Well, here Dr. Frankstein is the media, and they've created this monster: Obama."
"There's no amount of tax revenue increase that could be reasonably expected to occur that would get anywhere near paying for Obama's spending. Nowhere near it, folks. Don't fall for anybody saying so."
"There are doers and people who don't do. They just sit outside the arena and offer expertise, commentary, criticism, but they don't do diddly-squat. Dr. Benjamin Carson is a doer."
"Obama is simply expanding an ideology. Obama is simply coming up with a way to build and grow government, and using health care as his way."
"When Romney goes out and says, 'Hey, I like Obama! You know, he's a nice guy. He's just in over his head, or he's just a little misguided,"' and you put that up against, 'You are a felon and you don't care when guys' wives die and you don't care about poor people and you don't care about dogs,' what's gonna win?"
"Ben Carson is a self-made man from Detroit. The media didn't make him; they can't destroy him. He's got an amazing story."
"We have the Misstatement of the Union tonight, and I am depressed because we're gonna be watching the president of the United States tell us how he's gonna continue to transform this country and members of Congress and the Senate are gonna stand up and applaud it."
"Obama didn't run on any issues. All Obama did was run on what a dangerous reprobate Mitt Romney was. That's the sum total the Obama campaign."
"Here we have essentially a university teaching students how unfair it is to be white. Well, that's how you get to a bunch of white liberals thinking that Chris Dorner, the murdering ex-cop in LA, is some kind of vigilante hero."
"Gay animals and the survivability of the species. Yep, makes sense to me."