"The lengths to which the regime is now going to try to convince people that Barack Obama has literally no association with this government whatsoever is stunning. He literally has no connection to actions taken by this government at all."
"Obama's released thousands of jailed, imprisoned criminals. Folks, do you realize Saddam Hussein did that exact thing? This is action being taken not just against the Republicans -- this is action being taken against the country."
"Years ago, feminists didn't have a sense of humor -- and they still don't."
"I have managed to find myself inserted into a mayoral campaign in Hartford, Connecticut, even though I have said nothing about it and in fact didn't know anything about it. So even when I'm not someplace, I'm there."
"You know, I met Mario Lopez at the Miss America Pageant. During the actual night of the telecast, all of us judges were down there on the floor right by the stage, and Mario Lopez winked at me: one media professional to another."
"We've reached a point in our cultural evolution where the clueless dominate, where the low-information, uneducated (who think they know everything, by the way) dominate."
"The president of the United States has opened up the jails. In what used to be sane times, this was an impeachable offense. Well, this is in direct violation the oath of office: defend and protect the Constitution of the United States and the people."
"Fox is reporting that 500 illegal alien criminals were released in Pima County, Arizona alone! Apparently, Obama never gets tired of sticking it to Arizona."
"We have a president who's totally disconnected from anything happening in the country. He has nothing to do with anything. It's amazing, folks. He's into his fifth year, and it's like he hasn't been elected yet."
"You mean to tell me that Donna Brazile bought the idea that her premium would be reduced $2500 because of Obamacare? You mean to tell me that? There has to be some explanation for this!"
"For those of you who don't know who Donna Brazile is, she is a Democrat campaign specialist. She is one of the ranking unelected Democrats in the country. She ran Algore's presidential campaign, and she was as close to Bill Clinton as you can get without being Monica Lewinsky."
"There is not one government-provided entitlement that has ever reduced the cost of anything, and that's all Obamacare is: a government-provided entitlement program."
"So we're opening the doors of prisons before the sequester has even happened, before there have even been any budget cuts. This is so childish, folks, except that the consequences are real for the people who live nearby these detention centers. This is on-the-ground, hard, cold reality."
"The Democrats are attempting to establish in the minds of as many Americans as possible that life itself depends on a thriving and growing government, and that's why there can be no cuts to it."
"Rush Limbaugh, doing what I was born to do, and you are, too: I was born to host, you were born to listen, and it's working."