"Here's the difference between conservatives and liberals: When we lose a vote of the people, we immediately set out trying to -- within the boundaries of the democratic process -- change people's minds and hearts. We do not force things on people."
"Nothing against Stamford, Connecticut, but we're bigger than that here at the EIB Network."
"I don't know one other show that can make two hours on the same subject fascinating, but this one can, and we do. Nevertheless, we are going to move on to other things, like Bill Gates and his quest for a new condom."
"As I've always said, the real problem with low-information people is not what they don't know, but what they do know that's wrong. Actually, that was an utterance of the famous and great Ronaldus Magnus."
"If everybody is your friend, then there's no such thing as a friend. And if anybody can marry anybody, then there really isn't anything called marriage anymore. Marriage is a word. It's in the dictionary. Look it up, it has a meaning."
"I'm 'well known for my argumentative statements'? I don't argue. I debate and win."
"Do you realize how stupid this gay marriage case is? Nine exalted lawyers are going to determine something that has been a tradition since beginning of time? What is really going on here is that the left is forcing their agenda on us, popular votes to support it or not."
"How long will it be before churches lose their tax deduction if they don't perform same-sex marriages? I'm not joking."
"There isn't going to be a ruling on this gay marriage case until the end of June -- about the same time the next iPhone's announced. I can tell you what I'll be looking forward to more: the next damn iPhone release."
"The will of the people doesn't mean jack-diddly when the left wants something. In fact, when the left wants something, the vast majority of the time, it's against the will of the people."
"With the left, you can overrule state laws if there is a 'civil right' involved. And the additional benefit to calling anything a 'civil right' is that the people who oppose it are then bigots, and nobody wants to be called a bigot."
"Same-sex marriage is so ingrained in the culture now that when you're talking about regular, good old-fashioned marriage, you have to say 'opposite sex marriage' to let people know what you're talking about."
"I did a keyword search, and even the Google guys haven't found a way to put 'abortion' in the Constitution yet. Give 'em time, though."
"The 14th Amendment was passed after the Civil War to apply to former slaves to ensure that they are treated like all other citizens; it never did have anything to do with gay marriage. But, you know, the left looks at the Constitution and sees things that aren't there."
"Freedom without virtue is not really freedom. Hello, Rome."