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Last Day to Enter the Two If By Tea Sweepstakes!

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RUSH: Now, folks, we launched our little small business nearly two years ago, Two If By Tea.  It's a takeoff on Paul Revere's famous ride -- "one if by land, two if by sea."  That sounds so strange.  I've been saying "Two If By Tea" so long, it sounds like that's what Revere should have been saying.  We've got a little character, an icon, a logo, a caricature for our Two If By Tea, which is Rush Revere.  It's me with a tricorn hat on a horse riding to spread the word.  And we did this, the Tea Party was active, we love tea, and we wanted to create the best tea that there is.  And we've done that, by the way. 

I'm not saying this just because it's ours, but there isn't a better-tasting iced tea that you can get in any of the flavors that we offer, including natural unsweetened, no flavor added.  We've got it covered.  We've got the best bottle.  We've got the best-looking tea. We got the best logo.  It's the best of everything.  And over these two years we've run a whole lot of different sweepstakes as our way of bringing unique experiences and fun to our customers.  The winners have all been superb.  We can honestly say there hasn't been one rude or obnoxious or arrogant winner yet.  It's striking.  And we deal with them personally, and many of them have come here. 

There have been a bunch of people who've won sweepstakes that involve a visit here to the EIB studios, and it's been exactly what we would expect.  I mean, we know who this audience is, we know who you are, we know the kind of people you are, and we have yet to be surprised or disappointed in a negative way about the people who are out there.  I mean, the Golden EIB Ticket winners that have been here to the studio, to the winners that Kathryn and I call on the phone to tell them that they're going on some special trip, and we do.  We personally notify the grand prize winners on the phone.  Every one of them have been fabulous. 

It is a true testament to you and who you are and who everybody in the Two If By Tea family is made of.  We've got a Two If By Tea website that's filled with details specific to that little, small business, including a patriots page, some of the winners.  It's really a fun little site.  We have a newsletter that we send out as part of it, and it's right there for anybody and all to see, TwoIfByTea.com.  We're just very proud to have all of you in this audience and in this extended family. 

Now, we're in the middle here, this is it, our first sweepstakes of the year, and it's tea season that we're coming up on now, and it's also tax season.  That's something that most people dread to the max. It's one of the most stressful times of the year.  Are you filing correctly, all of your W2s. Are you remembering every dime of income? Are you gonna be audited? Do I owe money to the IRS that I don't know? Can I pay it if I owe it?  And we know particularly this year that times are tough.  All of this tax stress, plus the daily bills that are piling up, it isn't easy.  I remember very well the times in my life when I had to decide between paying the credit card bill and buying groceries.  I've been there.  It wasn't any fun and there was no sympathy.  The credit card company or MasterCard wouldn't change the payment date and the people that had the mortgage on my shack wouldn't change the due date.  I was stuck every month. 

This is back when grocery stores didn't take credit cards.  You had to have the cash.  But the convenience stores did, where everything cost more.  Now, we here at Two If By Tea want to try to take away a little of your tax season stress, so we're kicking off our first major sweepstakes of this year with our version of tax relief.  Kathryn and I will call two grand prize winners, each grand prize winner gets $5,000 toward your mortgage or your credit card or any other bill.  In addition to the $5,000, each grand prize winner will get a round trip airline ticket to anywhere in the continental fruited plain, to be used by you for any reason, and we've thrown in a $300 gasoline card to help you fill your tank and an engraved Apple iPad Mini with a special case. 

So that's the prize catalog for the first sweepstakes.  There will be ten additional winners that will each receive a prize pack that totals over $600 in value.  It's a lot of winners with a lot of cool stuff.  All you have to do to be eligible to win is go to our little website, TwoIfByTea.com, and shop.  That's all you gotta do.  Anybody that places an order at TwoIfByTea.com now through tonight at 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time will automatically be entered into the tax relief sweepstakes.  And you can't lose because the iced tea happens to be the best tea in America, and it's at a reduced price for the sweepstakes, so you can't lose.  All the official rules are posted at TwoIfByTea.com

In addition to all of this, we are a proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation.  We get so many stupid legal rules, but just know that you are what enable us to be able to do that.  They are an exceptional organization. They help families of fallen heroes lost defending our freedom.  The Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation is known for providing scholarships, financial support for the children left behind.  We get letters when scholarships are awarded that often include the name and pictures of the people that were killed in combat or lost in service and it makes it all very real, and it's something that we're honored to be part of, and we need to thank everybody sincerely for support in making that possible. 

So best of luck to you.  This is it, the first big Two If By Tea sweepstakes of the year.  We look forward to calling you as a winner.  Again, it's all explained at TwoIfByTea.com, and 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time tonight is the time limit you have on shopping and thus being entered to win in the sweepstakes.

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RUSH: Hey, folks: We have just until 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time tonight for the first giant sweepstakes of the tea season.  All you have to do is go to Two If By Tea and shop and you're entered into our first big sweepstakes of the season. There are a couple of great grand prizes and some other prizes. It's all explained at our website, TwoIfByTea.com. You have to shop by 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time tonight in order to be automatically entered. 

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