RUSH: The North Koreans are rattling again. Kim Jong-un is promising to nuke us. In fact, we have, ladies and gentlemen, a message from Kim Jong-un to Obama and the American people that we intercepted.
(playing of spoof)
RUSH: Well, not happy in Pyongyang, being disrespected by Obama, fellow hoopster. I'm surprised that Kim didn't make fun of Obama for only sinking two out of 22 shots, but nevertheless, there you have it.