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"Ninety million Americans are no longer in the workforce. This is 1979 levels. The only difference is that we don't have an election around the corner to fix it like we did in 1979. We had that election last November, and we blew it."

"Given what Maya Angelou had said about her desire to have a gun, maybe she should do a new poem called A River, A Glock, A Tree."

"These leftist professors who try to humiliate students that are Christians or conservative.... I had a friend say to me, 'You know what it really is, Rush? It's emotional waterboarding.'"

"Its going to be sunny tomorrow here in Florida, just in time for golf, but it isn't right now -- not that that matters a hill of beans to you."

"I think it's official. We have a dying country. There is literally no way that our entitlement programs and our safety net and our absorption of immigrants, legal or otherwise, can be supported this way."

"We're now up to 8.8 million Americans on disability. We had nearly as many people go on disability in March as people who found jobs."

"I told you: the things that are going to slip Obama up are things like dissing Justin Timberlake's new CD or talking about the beauty of California's attorney general. I mean, he can screw up the economy all he wants -- that won't hurt him -- but this kind of stuff? No."

"There is no housing market to speak of. There is no recovery anywhere to speak of here, and now we're going to start making loans to people who can't pay them back. It really is obscene."

"Ninety million Americans are not working, but they are all eating. And they're all using cell phones. And they're all watching television. And most of them are driving. I don't know how this can be sustained."

"Well, Kim Jong-un in Pyongyang is feeling disrespected by Obama, his fellow hoopster. I'm surprised that Kim didn't make fun of Obama for sinking only two out of 22 shots."

"Folks, what was this, really, now? Michelle Obama referred to herself right off the bat as a 'single mother'. Could it be that's how she actually feels?"

"Today it's sexist for the president to comment on the attractiveness of any woman, and it has nothing to do with the fact that he's married to a single mother -- it has to do with the fact that it goes against anti-feminist teaching."

"A judge has demanded that birth control pills for kids should be offered over-the-counter now? No parental permission, none of that? And here I am asking the parents of a 13-year-old if they mind me giving him an iPad."

"The fact is that each and every day these same outraged faculty members posing as educators are abusing potentially millions of conservative college students by discounting, ridiculing, teasing, and intimidating them -- and threatening failure."

"I have to tell you: I don't know... a guy compliments a woman's appearance and has to call and apologize? I mean, what the hell."


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