"If you look at the bio page on Elizabeth Colbert Busch's website, it features three pictures of her brother -- the nerd TV host -- and four pictures of her. In her bio!"
"Three additional suspects arrested, the Boston Marathon bombing case. Knock-off suspects to go along with the knock-off jihadis as described by Vice President Biden."
"Just wondering, folks, if President Obama had a gay son, would he look like Jason Collins?"
"I'm whispering so that the media doesn't hear me."
"TMZ is the leading network for the low-information voter. Jon Stewart is in second place. Colbert, whatever, is third place."
"Do you know what the Kaiser Family Foundation found? They found that 42% the American people have no idea that Obamacare is law. Now, stop for a moment and let that sink in: 42% of the American people have no idea that there is a new health care law, no matter what it's called. They don't know it exists. Forty-two percent!"
"The report actually says, "Four in ten Americans (42%) are unaware that the ACA [Affordable Care Act] is still the law of the land including 12% who believe the law has been repealed by Congress, 7% who believe it has been overturned by the Supreme Court and 23% who say they don’t know enough to say what the status of the law is." Well, I have to say the news media should be very proud. This is the exact kind of ignorance that the regime is counting on! This is the exact kind of ignorance the Democrat Party is counting on to achieve what they want to achieve."
"My gosh, if there's ever been a green light put in front of the Republican Party over anything: 42% of the American people don't know that Obamacare is law! Aside from the political aspects, for crying out loud! What does it say about the awareness of the people in this country?"
"The Democrats are desperate to win the House in 2014. They can taste it. They figure that they're going to keep the Senate. If they win the House, they have their banana republic. They'll have one-party rule. There will be nothing to stop them."
"Folks, I've got this tumbler. I mentioned this last week just in passing. It's my all-time favorite cup to drink out of. Now, remember I love sharing my passions with people. It's my all-time favorite glass, 16 ounces, to drink out of."
"Real prosperity comes from everybody in the country working together in a growth mode. Real prosperity comes as a result of people's own initiative and efforts and so forth. Prosperity, if it comes from the government, is not prosperity. It's an existence or a subsistence or whatever, but it isn't prosperity."
"The press just doesn't sit there when their guy is screwing up and say, 'Okay, he's screwing up.' They try to fix it for him."
"What we've got here is a king, and nobody dares tell anything but what they think he wants to hear, and he gets an entirely jaundiced -- why, he thinks Obamacare's been implemented, I'm sure they're telling him it's going great."
" They don't care about Jason Collins. They say they do. But what excites them about it is that they think it's in our face. They think they are throwing our morality right at us and making us eat it. And they love it."
"In school, why don't we start teaching gun safety instead of just the fact that guns are bad?"