"The current unemployment rate is 7.5%. The current unemployment rate is worse than it ever was under George W. Bush. The worst unemployment number that Bush had was 7.3%, in his last month in office, December 2008."
"The United States is the first nation in the history of the world which was formulated, founded, assembled on the precept of human liberty and freedom. That's why we're exceptional."
"Beyonce, folks, requires red toilet paper in her dressing room for each performance. Have you ever seen red toilet paper? Do you know where to get it? I have no idea who makes it. Probably some communist country."
"Look what happens when you cut the budget. People start hiring left and right."
"The Republican Party thinks that its big problems right now are people like Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, and Tea Party Republicans. They also think their big problem is conservative media people who are preventing the party from 'modernizing.'"
"There's no question that the economy is not creating careers. The economy is creating part-time jobs."
"President Obama is in Mexico. He is apologizing to Mexican college students because of attitudes about Mexico and immigration in America. He is thanking them for their votes while in Mexico."
"We're the freest people that have ever been. That's why we're the lone superpower of the world, and that's why so many people are worried about what's happening. Because that freedom, liberty and ambition are the greatest threats to big government types that you can imagine."
"Obama apologized for all the American guns that end up in Mexico where people are getting killed. Then he apologized for American drug users. And then he lectured them on the Second Amendment, and then he thanked them for their votes."
"If we're trying to impose our sovereignty on 'em, why is it that practically every phone call you make, the first thing you hear is, 'Press one for English'?"
"When has a president of the United States ever attacked America's sovereignty? I think this is a first. I am not aware of any president ever attacking America's sovereignty."
"Americans are not a bad people. We are not a bad people. We're one of the most compassionate people in the world. And the president of the United States has to go down and apologize for it."
"There's no question Capitalism is by far and away the best economic organizing system of human beings there's ever been. But it is said to be a failure because it's evaluated against fantasies. There never has been a successful socialist country. There's never been a successful communist country."
"Political correctness is happening within the bowels of our culture. It's happening everywhere. It's happening in schools and universities. It's slowly permeating everything, and nobody can put their finger on it."
"We're led to believe everybody opposes it and disagrees with political correctness, but yet everybody's scared to death of it. So who is it? Well, it's the power structure wherever you happen to be."
"The president of the United States is in Mexico apologizing to Mexican college students for America trying to impose itself on Mexican sovereignty. What? Would somebody explain that to me? I do not understand how we are trying to impose ourselves on Mexico. It would seem, if we want to discuss this, that it might actually be the opposite."
"Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn't exist."