"Mitt Romney was the guy most criticized in the American media after the Benghazi attack. Mitt Romney had nothing to do with it at all. He just issued a presidential statement about it. He objected to this mindless, senseless apology for nothing that came out of our embassy in Cairo."
"One of my golf buddies sent his doctor to see me, 'cause they were tired of me not playing with them. My friends missed me."
"They realize the gold mine that they struck with Obama as the first African-American president. That makes him untouchable. You can't criticize Obama. He's historic -- and, as such, any criticism is said to be un-substantive and simply racist or bigoted or resentful."
"The Benghazi thing happened on 9/11. It's not supposed to happen because Obama has told everybody that Al-Qaeda's on the run and we'd beaten terrorism, that bin Laden is dead. Therefore, what's happening can't happen."
"When you get down to it, folks, they're incompetent. Can somebody show me any competence in any of these things? Is there any competence in the health care reform? Is there any competence in this immigration? Is there any competence in the economic policy? Is there any competence in how they're dealing with housing, the debt, the economy, jobs?"
"It's not just Obama saying Al-Qaeda's been beaten back and on the run and there is no more terror. He believes it. So when what they believe is thrown up in their face as untrue, they can't admit that."
"I went out, played yesterday, magic front nine. I had a 38. On a real golf course, not a short tricked-up golf course, but a real golf course, real length, and I have never played this well in my life."
"I realize how lonely this job of mine can be on days like this, trying to explain the left to you, and when I offer the explanations, you reject them because you are judging them in the same rational way you would judge anybody else. You can't do that."
"The Democrat Party, the American left genuinely, now -- do not doubt me on this -- genuinely believes the world hated this country because of George W. Bush, because of Iraq, because of Afghanistan, because of the War on Terror."
"Self-reliance, that's a dirty word to Democrats. They want people to believe that self-reliance means you don't do anything with anybody. They don't want it thought of as accepting responsibility for one's life. Enterprise. Imagination. Independence. Entrepreneurism."
"You know, Washington, DC, is a one-industry town. Collecting and spending our money, that's what they do -- and right now it's being led by a bunch of incompetents, particularly in foreign policy."
"Nobody stopped to think that maybe killing bin Laden and running around bragging about it, as Obama did, might stir something up on September 11th somewhere -- and it did. The Benghazi attack wasn't over a video!"
"The real division in this country is not the division between the races or the division between the sexes or the division between the haves and have-nots. It's the division between Washington and the rest of America."
"The French are optimistic. They look forward to their next bottle of Bordeaux."
"There's a miracle in aviation: A new battery-powered airplane. Honest to Pete, it's a solar powered, battery-powered airplane. Are you ready? San Francisco to Phoenix in -- dadelut dadelut dadelut! -- 20 hours."