"Somebody told me how Chris Matthews ended his show on Friday. He said that Ted Cruz represents,'the unsmiling, contemptuous face of the wild, nasty, hard-right fringe of the Republican Party.' I have to tell you, folks, I was a little hurt by that. What am I, chopped liver?"
"Democrats are not thinking, by definition, they don't think. They feel and they touch and they emote and they infer and all that, but they don't think, which is a major, major problem. I'll be back with my greatness after this."
"I know you people don't watch MSNBC anymore because I don't watch it."
"The Obama administration succeeded in using an agency of the government to actually suppress the votes and the political participation via fundraising of a sizeable percentage of voters in the country. That was genuine voter suppression that took place."
"Liberals think that we are bad people. We think they have bad ideas. It's a huge difference. They think we are reprehensible people. We think they have bad ideas."
"There isn't any bipartisanship here. Obama has money. Governor Christie wants the money, Governor Christie needs the money, so the people will be helped. So Christie praises Obama."
"Striking deals with the Democrats is what got us into the mess that we're in today!"
"Come on, man, you people on the left do not have to lie when you call here. You're a commie SOB liberal. This is the fairest, most open radio talk show in the country, and you libs just can't be honest."
"Independent, my ass. Shrinking ass, by the way."
"Reese Witherspoon, Jessica Chastain, Scarlett Johansson, one of those three is gonna play Hillary Clinton in a movie about Hillary from the Watergate days. Some makeup artist is gonna win an Oscar."
"Liberals don't want to make the best available to the most. It's the other way around. Make the mediocre available to everybody."
"I've often thought that the concept, the word that gives us as conservatives the biggest obstacle to overcome is that whole concept of fairness and that word "fair," as it's utilized politically. Nobody's opposed to fairness, but what is it? Is fairness everybody being equal? By "equal," I mean, having the same outcome, equality of outcome? What's fair? Who gets to define that? When political ideologues get involved, the whole concept of fair gets turned upside down, and it ends up meaning something that's actually destructive."
"Obama doesn't have a nonpartisan mode. He doesn't have an apolitical mode, and he doesn't have a mode that is about anything other than him."
"The Democrats want to set up licensing of journalists. That's where the Democrats are headed on this. "You tweeters? You bloggers? You're not journalists. We are going to determine who is a journalist and who isn't. We are going to license journalists!"
"The problem there is that the Benghazi investigation isn't gonna go anywhere, with five committees looking into it? That's the best news Obama coulda had, five committees looking into this? That means nothing is gonna happen."
"None of this can actually work. All of it represents a huge, giant mess, and the debt, too, throw that in there, and all of it's being kicked down the road, which is standard operating procedure. The people in power now don't want to deal with this. They don't want any consequences. They don't want to pay any consequences. They'll just kick the can down the road, delay whatever they can so that when whatever hits the fan, they're not around. It's been going on for ages and ages."
"I'll be back with my greatness after this."