"Hey, Obama, if you want to sell health care, offer an Obama phone when people sign up. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha."
"Show trials have nothing to do with dispensing justice. They're all about dispensing social justice, which is usually the polar opposite of real justice."
"Prosecutors in the George Zimmerman murder trial want to ask jurors to consider lesser charges of third-degree murder and manslaughter because they know that they haven't made their case on first degree murder."
"The New York Times, we researched it, only five instances in United States history in the media of somebody being called a white Hispanic. Zimmerman was number five, and the other ones were in inconsequential references."
"We certainly do not have white on black crime here. We have made up white Hispanic so-called crime on black here. The only reason this trial is taking place is because the media is invested in a guilty verdict, and the race hustler industry, including the attorney general, flew down there the minute this case happened, when Zimmerman wasn't charged."
"The race hustler industry got involved and brought public pressure on the law enforcement officials down there, and even on the state attorney. In order to satisfy the demands of the all-powerful federal government, they charged Zimmerman."
"I just lick these stories like a salt lick. I love these stories. I just love it when conventional wisdom is turned upside down, when the food Nazis are exposed as the deceitful frauds that they are."
"How do all of these food myths get started? How do all of these health myths get started? And as I ask again and again, how long is it going to be until everybody realizes that the people pushing this stuff are political, are pushing a political agenda?"
"All these people have to do is come up with a logo, get a fax machine, fax out a press release, the media will cover it because they will report crisis and panic and impending disaster and doom. They never tell you when an airplane lands safely. It's no big deal. I never avoided fast food, and there has been a movement against that. You take your pick. Exercise, ditto. And look at all the conflicting evidence there is about exercise."
"All you need to know is, have all the salt you want, it isn't a problem. And I, by the way, just so you know, I have never reduced my salt intake over the course of my life because of what namby-pamby, pestering little scientist said. Science has been corrupted, too. Look at global warming. If something needs more salt, then by God, I put it on there."
"I don't believe this but I do believe it because I saw it. Otherwise I wouldn't believe it. If Snerdley told me what I'm gonna tell you and I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't believe it."
"Is anybody worried that the white Hispanics will riot if Zimmerman is found guilty? I mean, there's some white Hispanics that live in Florida, too. Is anybody worried what they might do? I'm just asking. They might come out of the shadows and riot. You never know."
"There's a restaurant in San Francisco that apparently specializes in bacon, and some of the leftists (Who else would it be?) in the neighborhood are trying to shut down the restaurant because they don't like the smell of bacon outside the restaurant. Don't tell me this stuff isn't political."
"A woman tried to claim that somebody smoking in an apartment 300 feet from her house, with everybody's windows closed, sent smoke into her house. She tried to claim she could smell the smoke and wanted that woman's smoking to be stopped. She was in her house with the windows closed!"
"The regime saw an opportunity in this Trayvon Martin case to turn something into a profoundly racial case for the express purpose of ripping the country apart. I don't know how else to describe it. I really don't know how else to describe it."
"Jay-Z says that he speaks to Obama and he texts with Obama quite often, and Obama's heavy into sports. A lot of his analogies end up in sports. Maybe Obama was talking to Jay-Z when Benghazi went down."