"There was a time back in 2007-2008 when Palin was a very popular first name for a girl. I tell you, you have to wonder how many people are being inspired to name their kids Weiner right now. Do you think that's happening out there? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha."
"What the heck is going on here? Have you seen it? 'US to Temporarily Shut Down Embassies Around the World Sunday Amid Security Concerns.' I was gonna say, have they shut down YouTube or something? Did that guy get outta jail that made the YouTube video? Did he make another one? Somebody must have made another video that has enraged the Arab street because we're shutting down our embassies."
"No, President Obama did not call me or e-mail me or reach out to congratulate me for being on the air for 25 years. I'm sure he meant to, but he's busy, a lot of things going on."
"Of course, there's economic news out the wazoo today. Folks, it's all over the ballpark, and none of it is good. Much of it, most of it is being portrayed as good and positive in the media, which of course in a lot of people's minds is going to mean it's good. But it isn't."
"There's no incentive to go out and find a job. There's no disincentive to being unemployed if you have very little ambition. Being unemployed in this country meant he didn't eat. It's why you had to go out and find a job. It's a number of other things. Being unemployed today, you still have your cell phone and your TV. It's a factor. It matters."
"If a Republican president had given Congress a way around his signature legislation, it would be the biggest story since soldiers put panties on the heads of prisoners at Abu Ghraib and made 'em do a pyramid."
"Over 700,000 of the jobs created this year are part time, which means what? They don't qualify for benefits. They don't qualify for Obamacare."
"There was a time back around 2007-2008 when Palin was a very popular first name for a girl. I tell you, you have to wonder how many people are being inspired to name their kids Weiner right now. Do you think that's happening out there? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha."
"Somebody goes out there and collects bird poop, and then they glamorize it, and they convince women that it will do magic on their faces. You know, women are so easy on certain things. It's just inexplicable."
"Every day that's been the story. Tomorrow it may happen. Bud Selig may take the hammer down on A-Rod tomorrow. Well, it's been tomorrow for the last three days, and nothing's happened."
"If something happens that's fairly newsworthy or major, I don't want over the weekend you hearing about it, 'Well, Rush didn't mention this.' You are on the cutting edge of societal evolution if you listen here. You hear it here first."
"My predictions about Hillary have been up and down. I just think she's over the hill like the country's probably over the Hillary, in a manner of speaking."
"According to a study from the Pew Research Center, 36% of the kids in the millennial generation -- that's age 18 to 31 -- 36% are living at their parents' homes. That is the largest number in 40 years. And 21.6 million young adults are still living at home. These are the people who are voting for Obama. If people under 30 weren't allowed to vote, Romney woulda won in a landslide. I'm not suggesting that. I'm just giving you interesting statistical information."
"I don't want to hear about a roaring economy. I don't want to hear about great economic news. I don't want to hear about the unemployment numbers down, all kinds of jobs being created. There's nothing happening out there that equals progress in the traditional sense at all. We have a major transformation and regression taking place.
So, no, I was gonna split up the economic news."
"In order for The Constitution to work, you have to have law-abiding people. You have to have people willing to obey the Constitution, willing to follow the law. Obama doesn't care. He is the law."
"The law does not constrain Barack Obama. The law is something to be avoided, overrun, gotten around."
"Somebody goes out there and collects bird poop, and then they glamorize it, and they convince women that it will do magic on their faces. You know, women are so easy on certain things. It just inexplicable.