"Oh, I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble for my discussion about The Oprah. The Mediaite website has a headline, 'Rush Limbaugh Calls Oprah Fat.' Is that news to them? That must be news. That must have never crossed their minds. Unbelievable."
"This country was founded with the understanding of what people really are, who people really are and what really is important about humanity. That's the blessing. The Democrat Party exists to snuff all of that out."
"Everybody assumes I know everything, so they send me these notes sometimes and I don't know what they're talking about."
"I've always said, the purpose of a caller is to make the host look good. Making the host look good does not mean lavish praise. It does not mean sucking up. It doesn't that at all. What it means is inspiring. Making the host look good is a call that excites the host, and the host really comes to life, somebody who inspires or spurs the already ample brain of the host. Now, frankly, folks, there aren't that many hosts out there that can be so inspired. Their callers know more than they do. But that's not the case here."
"I watch Ray Donovan but I've not told anybody, because you know what? I thought that if you knew that I watched Ray Donovan that you would think that my own morality had hit the sewer."
"We've defined decency down now that we look at the entertainment value of it, whether the acting is good, the writing is good, the story is good, no matter the depravity, we'll watch it."
"People are pursuing happiness, but they're pursuing things that will never, ever make them happy, and they don't know that. They've got a distorted view of what will make them happy, what happiness is, and it's based on what they see on television."
"I don't have an ego that makes me believe the world revolves around me. I am not self-absorbed."
"I'm tired of groupifying everyone. I'm just worn out with it. I think it's a trick. I think it's a penalty. That's what the Democrats do."
"Every Democrat constituency group has at least two things in common. They hate us. They despise opposition. That's why they created political correctness. Speech censorship. They hate opposition and they'll do anything they can to eliminate it."
"There's nothing about the Democrat Party I want to be like. There's nothing they do that I want to copycat, and especially I don't want to end up looking at people in this country as members of groups and then as victims."
"Weiner and Client Number 9 can do anything and be cheered in a New York audience if a Republican is also up there on the stage."
"The Democrats are still trying to win the gun issue, which means taking yours away from you."
"When Reagan was inaugurated, the hostages from Iran were released. The Jimmy Carter years of economic malise were vanished in people's minds attitudinally. And I can tell you that there was in a general sense across the country a great optimism and a sense of renewal."
"If somebody could come along and rejuvenate the American people's faith in their own country and themselves, you'd be amazed at the overnight change that you would see in people, your neighborhood, when you go to work, when you go to the mall. You would see an overwhelming transformation."