"I don't know if the jury ruled whether it was 'workplace violence' or terrorism, but the Fort Hood shooter has been found guilty on all counts. Normally there wouldn't be any doubt, but I just wanted to mention it."
"The president says the Excellence in Broadcasting Network is the single most powerful force in GOP/conservative politics today! The media narrative a few weeks ago was that I was over and irrelevant. Now, who do I sue for whiplash?"
"I think that nobody's listening to Obama anymore. I don't think he commands nearly the attention or the interest that he did. So what he's doing is going back to the greatest hits, kind of like if you're at a radio station and losing audience, play the hits, you know, stop the New Age stuff and go play the hits. Well, he's going back and he recycled this idea that the Republicans are not cooperating with him because they're afraid of what I'm gonna say about them."
"The president actually uttered a racist, bigoted, mean-spirited name when talking about the football team from Washington. He actually called 'em the Redskins!"
"The bottom line is, no change for you. Wherever you're listening to this radio show today, you're gonna be able to hear it on January 2nd, 3rd, whenever I get back from the traditional Christmas break. There will be no interruption to you. There will be no change. The radio program is as strong or stronger than ever. It will be everywhere you are used to listening to it now. If you like this station, you get to keep this station."
"I am the Doctor of Democracy. I am America's Truth Detector. And as the Doctor of Democracy, the deal you have with your doctor isn't changing. You get to keep your doctor. You get to keep your plan. You get to keep your station. Nothing's changing, and it really never was gonna change."
"Incomes have dropped twice as much during Obama's recovery as they dropped during the Bush recession. It's bad out there. New home sales have taken their biggest plunge since 2010."
"Thousands and thousands and thousands of people have signed petitions to remove Ben Affleck from the role, and there is a petition at the at the White House calling for Obama to denounce the selection of Ben Affleck. I'm not kidding you. There is a petition presented to the White House by the American people demanding that Obama denounce the selection of Ben Affleck."
"I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work."
"People in this country have been so bombarded with "This is gonna kill you and that's gonna make you sick," or "this genetic trait's gonna kill you" or whatever, the people of this country have been so bombarded with the fact that they're gonna die tomorrow that they think the only way to stay alive is to have health insurance."
"If Obama comes out and supports Ben Affleck in this role, it could be his undoing. Not destroying everybody's economy. Not destroying paychecks. Not destroying home values. No, no, none of that matters. But if Obama comes out and defends Affleck, he could be in deep doo-doo with the low-information crowd."
"If you want to stand for a common morality, a common decency, a common sense, ordinary, everyday definition of right and wrong, you are public enemy number one. Is it any wonder, then, that churches are public enemy number one?"
"Everybody in this country's of the opinion that they can't get through the day without a health insurance policy. It's just amazing to me. It really is."
"Every day, multiple times a day, the people of this country are inundated with what's gonna kill them, what's gonna make 'em sick. And they believe it all. Otherwise these fad foodstuff wouldn't get started and have a life. But it does."
"Every despot in the world has had some version of nationalized health care as a means of gaining control over his population. Hitler did it. They all do it. Idi Amin Dada, Mao Tse-tung, they all do it, Castro. Best health care system in the world, Cuba? They all do it."
"I think it is literally a disservice to the people of this country what's been done, attitudinally. There is, I would say, easily a huge majority, vast majority, of people who believe that without health insurance they're gonna die. That's why it's such a big deal to people."