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"How many of you people thought about taking the day off today to have sex? Well, the reason I ask the question is that the Russians are celebrating their eighth annual Day of Conception today."

"We gave away a Jeep at Two If By Tea for doing nothing.  In Russia, you gotta have sex and then you gotta have baby in nine months to get a Jeep."

"Sorry to interrupt myself, but it's the only way I stop talking."

"It's no wonder what's happening to this country is happening to it, with these people in charge. They don't even think there's anything worth preserving here, and that's why they want to seek to transform it."

"One of the reasons that the United States grew into such a world power so fast is the rate of our population growth at the founding. We had a lot of people. It takes a lot of people doing a lot of great, productive things to become a superpower."

"There's an incestuous relationship that exists between the Washington press corps and any Democrat administration."

"Journalists are simply leftists disguised as reporters. They're political activists disguised as reporters."

"You could easily get to 100 if you count the number of reporters who've gone to work for the Regime, the number of people in the Regime who are married to reporters, the number of reporters married to people that work at places like Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac. So there's no possibility of objectivity."

"I got jazzed about writing my book because of exactly what Elliott, the caller, said here. We have the truth of this country not being taught anymore at all levels of education, but especially kindergarten on up. In kindergarten, elementary, middle school, it is not being taught."

"You and I believe that the founding of this country is glorious. It's worthy of being overwhelmingly proud of."

"If we can have record high unemployment, record job loss, and just an absolutely anemic economic recovery because of Obama's policies, and he's not blamed for it, what makes anybody think he's gonna get blamed when an insurance company starts doubling their premiums? People are gonna blame the insurance company. They're not gonna blame Obama. They're not blaming Obama for anything else."

"Would you look at everything going on in this country and around the world where we've got problems and trouble? We have real trouble, real problems in this country and around the world. What is this push to drink more water?"

"You know, I've always been amazed. The price of bottled water is far more expensive if you measure it by the gallon. When you go to the store and buy it, it's far more expensive than a gallon of gasoline."

"I always thought if I was in the oil business, I'd really be ticked off that the bottled water guys are able to charge that much. I get grief for what I charge versus what it costs me to go find the oil and have it refined and turned into gasoline."

"If you look at poll after poll, the vast majority oppose Obamacare. So it's confounding polling data. By virtue of the polls that are out there today, there's no way this guy should be president. He is elected for different reasons. He was elected and reelected for reasons that have nothing to do with his governance, with his leadership. Nothing."

"If you want to save the America that was founded, and in the process the government might shut down, so what? You want to save the country as founded but, "Oh, my God! Government shut down? Oh, we can't do that," then maybe it's not that really important. A government shutdown? Big whoop."


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