"There are no Rush Limbaughs of the world. There is Rush Limbaugh of the world."
"Don't you find it strange that, after three years of planning for Obamacare, you can't find one person, not one person, who apparently cared enough about this to make Obama look good? Not one person."
"It would seem to me that the Republicans could easily call a press conference or some kind of an appearance and bring out a bunch of people who tried to sign up, haven't been able to sign up, get them to tell their stories, and, in the same vein, let it be known that the Republican Party is looking out for you."
"Don't get in the way when your opponent is making fool of himself or when your opponent's committing suicide, political suicide, just get out of the way and let it happen."
"I've got all these sound bites, and, honestly, folks, the first 11 are about me. They're about how I'm the reason there is partisanship in Washington, I'm the reason there's division in the Republican Party, I'm the reason the Republican Party is afraid to compromise, negotiate, and be bipartisan. I am the reason Ted Cruz is behaving the way he's behaving. Ted Cruz is behaving the way he's behaving because he wants to be me. I mean, it just never ends."
"Do you know this company, this IT company that they hired, this is from Joel Pollak at Breitbart: "Obamacare Tech Firm Tried, Failed to Build Gun Registry in Canada." You think this might be why they got hired?"
"Nobody in this regime's got any private sector experience because they hate the private sector. They despise it."
"New York's got their own exchange. They haven't signed up one person! I kid you not. No sign-ups in New York state. And that's not glitches."
"There are 90 plans offered on the New York state exchanges. None of those 90 plans allow payments to out-of-network doctors. Not even the most expensive platinum plans, which run over $1,300 a month for somebody 50 years old or so, features payments made to out-of-network doctors, which means doctors not participating in Medicare-Medicaid or Obamacare."
"Obamacare is an abject disaster. It isn't a glitch. This is the way it is designed. And now people are finding out for the first time, even though they've been warned, even though they were told."
"Turd is perfectly permissible terminology in low-information newscasts, call something a turd. It works. It works."
"Whenever you hear these truthful horror stories about the massively increased costs that everybody is going to encounter, or the vast majority of people, I want you to remember it was Ted Cruz and Mike Lee who tried to stop it. It was Ted Cruz and Mike Lee who tried to defund it, or at least tried to delay the individual mandate."