"Have you seen the new Obamacare ads? They're promoting promiscuity. They're targeting Millennials."
"Most people are insured at work. Wait 'til they start losing their policies and plans that they like. We're talking tons and tons of people. That's the other shoe to drop in 2014. Nobody's brought it up yet. I just want you to have a heads-up."
"One thing this Regime doesn't care about is the financials of anything. They don't even care about the law, in many respects."
"The Republicans ought to be nowhere near trying to help Obama save his bacon. But they don't think that's what they're doing, I'm convinced. You talk about trauma and the need for therapy, I really think that the Republicans have been genuinely psychologically traumatized by decades of media criticism."
"Can you imagine if we had hotel insurance and people never had to pay for their hotel rooms? They had to pay for the incidentals, but their insurance paid for the hotel room?"
"Everybody's been conditioned that health care is given to you, provided for you. You pay a little. You pay your copay and you've got a deductible. But you do not write a check for your policy. The boss does."
"Benefit, what the hell is a benefit? It's a freebie, people think."
"The value of money comes from the private sector in the form of price for product, services rendered, what people are willing to pay for something they want or need. That's where value happens. Government has nothing to do with that. All they can do is destroy it, which is what is happening."
"The tug and the pull to be seen as on the side of the little guy by the Republicans is so strong. Folks, there's just no explaining it. I'm telling you, it's Posttraumatic Stress Disorder. It's some kind of psychosis that's causing these guys to think the way they do."
"The school curriculum today, particularly American history, is a shame."
"It's outrageous the lies that are being taught young people about this country's founding. So this book has a mission, the beginnings of a mission to counter that."
"I wish everybody would listen to this program and agree with it."
"Why is Fred Upton doing what he's doing? Folks, try this. Maybe the Republican leadership, at the end of the day, doesn't really oppose Obamacare. Maybe they just don't oppose it. Who knows?"
"Liberty is a lovable, absent-minded kind of mischievous character. Young readers just love this horse."
"I can't tell you how heartwarming it is to read fan mail from these young people reading the book."
"We have a visitor here today, folks, Ethan from the website, RushLimbaugh.com. He's on vacation and wanted to come by. That just goes to show you what it's like working here. Even on vacation, they can't stay away."
"We are the fastest three hours in media and probably the most fun and, without question, the most worthwhile three hours in media."