"The Drive-Bys, folks, are literally having orgasms over Obama shaking the hand of Raul Castro. He's not impressed with any of these people. He doesn't get a thrill shaking Raul Castro's hand. He's hoping Castro gets a thrill shaking his hand. You gotta remember that Obama's a narcissist."
"I tell you, folks, it's a sick world out there. It is just an absolutely depraved and sick world out there."
"There never has been a country founded in goodness -- blessed by God, I happen to believe -- that became a force for good the world over. The US became a superpower within its own borders, and furthermore, stood for and defended liberty and freedom everywhere else in the world."
"It's not a big deal shaking Raul Castro's hand in any way, shape, manner, or form. I don't think he even recognized him."
"Obama's not down for the civil rights struggle, and he certainly wasn't down for the apartheid struggle, but he's clearly gonna take advantage of it and insert himself in such a way as to make it look like he is single-handedly responsible for apartheid going by the wayside. "
"If you doubt me, you heard the words out of Christiane Amanpour's mouth: "And President Obama couldn't be getting a better warm-up act." We're talking about a memorial service for a great man. In these people's minds, a great man who has just died and needs to be memorialized, and what is it? It's a warm-up act for Obama. And Raul Castro, the unwitting dupe, was part of the warm-up act."
"Here's a Nelson Mandela quote on the United States. 'If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don't care for human beings.' And so Nelson Mandela was no different than anybody else on the left anywhere in the world. America was imperialist, and it was imposing itself, and it was opposing communism as a stunt."
"Earliest subzero temperatures since 1995, earliest subzero temp since 1995. I thought there was global warming taking place, thought we were losing the planet."
"So the NSA has infiltrated the gamers, spying on them, attempting to recruit them to become spies. And these little tech bloggers are beside themselves. They can't believe Obama would do that. He was Mr. Hope and Change. Obama was gonna stop that kind of thing. It was Bush that did that stuff. And now here's Obama doing it, making Bush look like a piker."
"Tao Hsiao threw himself over the balcony along with his girlfriend's shopping bags. Shoe-icide is indeed what was happening here. (interruption) What, Mr. Snerdley? I don't know if she got the shoes or not."
"I tell you, Bono may have a point. South Africa needs a Walmart."
"For what it's worth, Mandela was convicted of 196 acts of terrorism. He never engaged in things that caused people to lose their life, but he did terrorize, sabotage government institutions, installations -- and if he would have just renounced terrorism in those 27 years, he could have gotten out of prison."
"The Founding Fathers are not just some people that happened to get mad a long time ago and want their freedom. They were special people in addition to what their natural yearnings were. There hasn't been anybody else write a Constitution like Madison. There just hasn't been, because that person hasn't existed anywhere but here."