"Have you heard there's a 6-year-old boy in Colorado who has been, I think, suspended from school for sexual harassment for kissing his girlfriend's hand? A 6-year-old! He's so proud he is telling everybody what he was doing."
"Do you think Obama's upset that he didn't win the Man of the Year award from TIME? I mean, nobody outdoes him in anti-capitalism. And to lose to a guy who's pro-life? It's gotta be a huge insult to Obama."
"I'm not a narcissist and I don't think everything's about me, but I can't tell you the number of people who've sent me notes: 'Do you realize you made this happen? If you had not said a word about this, they would have picked somebody else.'"
"I'm just wondering, folks, if I gave a speech on anti-capitalism, do you think I could be named Person of the Year by TIME Magazine?"
"The battle against liberalism is like the battle against crime. You're never gonna win it. It's one of the reasons I admire people in law enforcement. They know they're never gonna wipe out crime. And we're never gonna wipe out liberalism. But you have to keep fighting it to limit the damage and occasionally beat it now and then. And that's what's missing right now in the Republican Party."
"Obama has now lost his trustworthiness. He has lost any hope of majority support from the American people for his agenda. Obamacare has wiped that out. It really has."
"This is the biggest selfie boo-boo since Weiner's."
"I'm looking at the latest Obama polling data. Folks, there's a crack in the dike, and I don't think there's anything to fix it. A hole in the dike, a crack in the dike, or something. It is bad."
"Obama hasn't lost his standing because of tricks played by the Republicans. He hasn't lost his standing because the media's not fair to him. He hasn't lost his standing or his approval number because the media spent four years attacking him like they did George W. Bush. This is all on him."
"The days of excusing Obama are over. The realization that we are in the midst of a sorry state of affairs that he has created."
"The battle against liberalism is like the battle against crime. You're never gonna win it. It's one of the reasons I admire people in law enforcement. They know they're never gonna win. They're never gonna wipe out crime. There isn't a police force, a commissioner of police anywhere that thinks they're ever going to wipe out crime. And we're never gonna wipe out liberalism. But you have to keep fighting it to limit the damage and occasionally beat it now and then. And that's what's missing right now in the Republican Party."
"There has never been a Democrat or liberal presidential candidate who has been honest in a campaign about his agenda. They all lie about it, and they all make themselves sound either centrist or even right wing at times."
"Obama is the most ignorant president we've ever had, apparently. He doesn't know diddly-squat about anything, by these people's own admission."
"I'm convinced that socialists and Marxists do not know how to do funerals or memorials."